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I'm so pizzed off!!!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:04 pm
by bigwater
i dunno no whats goin on but i'm havin some strange "outlawing" type thoughts.. i don't wanna get kicked out of the msdux club, but son i'm ready to rape pilgie and plunder.. i'll bout sell my soul to the devil up at the crossroads near tishiimingo for a good hunt on decoying fatheads..

i feel like an drug addict starvin for their next fix.

i think for starters i'm gonna slip out to the pearl river refuge.. heck i'm gonna make billy come and get me. me thinks me can out slip him round those parts. thats funny the thought of a 330 lb man out slippin anyone.

to hell with it who's goona bell bigwater outta the hokey. i'd do for you guys...

jones'en jones'en jones'en..
well if u boys don't hear from me for a while then you'll know that the law caught up with me :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

this sport is kinda like golf :shock: :evil: :?: :cry: if u ax me.

they overtook me down at jaraiez mexico

later i'm meltin down. i'm flamin i'm outta here..

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:09 pm
by dukbum
i have heard that mr. billy might let you off if you help him out a little bit.....if ya know wut i mean......i am sure he would hold it in his mough untill the swealing went down....thats just wut i heard know....dont go geting your hopes up now :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:13 pm
by torch
Bigwater I always hunt where I want. Trespassing ticket is 88.00 thats cheaper than a guided hunt. 8) 8)

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:14 pm
by bigwater
alright i finally found where i'll draw the line in the pursuit of dux... i ain't doin that dukbum.. but you can brang out the fattest ugliest woman coal bluff has ever produced and i'll take here as a slump buster in a moment... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
teeth are optional

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:17 pm
by crackhead
bigh2o you just need ya a shot of pigger nussy. That will put some ducks on the end of yo gun.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:20 pm
by bigwater
krakhead. i'm down with some pigger nussy. hell yea i shoot digger nucks anyway...

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:29 pm
by teul2
ROFLMAO!!!
I'm telling your girlfriend that one Bigh2o.

Is she still living w/ Jenifer?

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:34 pm
by Bustin' Ducks
Bigwater..I dont know ya but I'd come get ya out of the hokey... :wink:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:40 pm
by Millenium Mallard
just get in the truck and come on down to the coast......we might kill a greenhead, but I can guarantee some mottles for sure....
St.

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:51 pm
by weimhunter
Bigwater, take a camera with you when you go. That would make some good footage!

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:52 pm
by bigwater
Teul 2 Jennifer or yazoo city as i called her was living with my girl-firend, up until a month ago. she moved out an took all the tidies with her. i sure did think she was purdy. but don't tell my girlfirnd she'd be pissed just that i talked bout that..

heck mill. mallard u don't want me to brang my jinx down there..

plus i'll be in jail for the weekends up :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:53 pm
by Spoonallard
Sorry being duck season and all I don't have enough cabbage to get you out. But I can spring for some soap on a rope. :lol:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:53 pm
by dukbum
if ya gonna pick up ole big water better bring sum bizquites and gravy dat bouy can eat sum food :wink: :wink: he loves broiled coot breast also wif sum saltines.....dat bouy can eat his weight in dat :shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:00 pm
by bigwater
my season has been so bad that the other afternoon i saw several hundred coots and grebes just north of tommy's ..as soon as i put my boat in at tommys and started headin north all those baztards got up an flew south...

hell i can even kill a duck on the video game anymore . yep there flarin off me as well..
i gonna take up sumtin new like basket weavin

Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2005 4:01 pm
by crackhead
Im looking into crow hunting!!