Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:51 pm
the average human intestine is 6 to 8.5 meters long and it takes approximately 30 minutes for a chocolate milkshake to go through mine and come back out the other side in melted form 
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Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:53 pm
The human head weighs 8 punds.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 2:56 pm
teul2 hits better from LEFT TO RIGHT! NOT FROM RIGHT TO LEFT! me too... i think 
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:45 pm
A Hippo is faster than a horse for the first 50 yards.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 3:48 pm
no, no a horse can outrun a porsche in a 100 yard race.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:05 pm
a gator can out run a horse in the first 20 yards.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:10 pm
an elephant is the only animal that can't jump
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:20 pm
#1. Flamingo are pink because of high number of shrimp they eat.
#2. the head is 1/6th a person height
#3. you foot & your forearm are the same length.
(how many of you just put your foot up to your forearm to test ths??)
#2. the head is 1/6th a person height
#3. you foot & your forearm are the same length.
(how many of you just put your foot up to your forearm to test ths??)
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 5:32 pm
The Sun is 98 million miles away, but it only takes it's light 8 minutes to get here.
Didn't DU say the same thing a few years ago, about the ducks.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:28 pm
If you eat breakfast at the Cotton Patch, you'll have the flyin' chits within 30 minutes of leavin'.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:32 pm
Hey, have ya'll heard Nixon resigned??
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:37 pm
Money wrote:If you eat breakfast at the Cotton Patch, you'll have the flyin' chits within 30 minutes of leavin'.
And when you are through with the flyin' chits, head on over to the Doc to get a roto rooter run through your arteries.
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 7:50 pm
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches
Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:00 pm
Money wrote:If you eat breakfast at the Cotton Patch, you'll have the flyin' chits within 30 minutes of leavin'.
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 1:44 pm
Women do not fart! They toot! 