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Ok, if you saw my FB post, the boys (My buddy Jack and the Lapyapper) found and killed a cottonmouth in the backyard last night. What a surprise it was to see this thing laying dead on the deck when I went out to feed them.

Anyway, now that I have this dead animal on my hands, what all can I do with it? I plan to skin it and make something with the hide. Can you cook it like a rattlesnake? Any other suggestions?

Cottonmouth might taste like pumpkin pie, but you won't catch me trying to eat one of those stinking bastards.

They have the devil in them.

three11 wrote: They have the devil in them.

no doubt

yup, and the bitter stench they emit must be through and through...tip to tip and belly to back, as pungent as it is

burn it

Is this a for real question? Its like asking what I can do to remind me of a demon too close to home. I suggest a shovel and a place to bury it, or build a fire and throw him in it and walk inside because its going to stink. Eat a cottonmouth? If you're that hard up, Ill mail you some money for a few meals.

I gotta admit, I love some of the comments this is stirring up.

Apparently, some of you did not hear of the incident in Shelby a couple of years ago, when somebody ran over a cottonmouth in front of a particular store.

I'd recommend that you do the same thing that the French "said" they are gonna do to the remaining body parts, from the muslim master-mind terrorist of the Paris concert attack....spread body parts on ground, and take turns pizzing on them.