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"Here's to the women we've met, and to the women we've f#cked,
And to those amongst us who've had no such luck.
Here's to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup,
Here's to pokin' her in the ace, so she won't get knocked up.
Here's to all of you, and here's to me,
together as friends we'll always be,
but if we should ever disagree,
then F#CK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!"

GET-N-RITE wrote:"Here's to the women we've met, and to the women we've f#cked,
And to those amongst us who've had no such luck.
Here's to beer in the glass, and vodka in the cup,
Here's to pokin' her in the ace, so she won't get knocked up.
Here's to all of you, and here's to me,
together as friends we'll always be,
but if we should ever disagree,
then F#CK ALL OF YOU, HERE'S TO ME!"

Nice

That was slicker than a minnow's peter, (to get the full effect pronounce minnow as minner!! )

And that worked about like a screen door on a submarine.

Here's one from my grandfather about tryin' too hard.

"That's like sewin' up a gnat's booty with a grapevine."

f'd up like a pile o coat hangers

For the time being

I'll get a round to it

Dang it, forgot my wallet

If you can't run with the big dogs, Stay on the porch.

my dad is always tellin me this.......boy you could F**k up a two car cheeseburger funeral

f......ed up as a retard on roller skates
whats time to a hog
i could s..t through a screen door
baby i hope you like PLEDGE.... cause you figna get that thang dusted

"Take me to the boat ramp". Usually said at the end of a really sh@#$ty or really good hunt.

That guys not playing with a full deck.

His/her elevator doesn't go to the top floor.

You could fall in a barrel full of tits and come out sucking your thump.

You couldn’t get laid in a women prison with a pocket full of pardons.

How bout... "If you ever hit me and I find out about it!!"

Or "Sweating like a whore in church on Sunday on the front row...."

"It is kinda like deciding weather to shoot yourself in the hand or the foot. There is just no good choice" told to me by an old man about this years election.

Gotta pull this outta the chitter

Shoot or go to the $%^& truck

Pardon me while I go pound my nuts flat.

Life jackets only prolong the agony.

" this is like retard recess"
" thats about as cool as cancer"