Panther Swamp Report?

[swamprooter]

Sounds great O/U......my 1989 cabelas rubber brushbuster waders would create a half of loaf of cottage cheese sweat between my legs by the time I walked 100 yards....Ya'll bring the Pharmacist ...he has the spinners..I don't own one yet.......Jelly..have a lot buddys from greenville....spent many morning on Chotaw bar.

[deltadukman]

Ok,this is what I have so far for members of the Brandon click
gator
duckalholic
greenhead22
mudsucker
qckmstr
doubler2
msduckman
cwinkler
jelly
jd"homesick"buckshot
quackers
Damn it Boy (actually from Nissan,Ms)

I'll call Toxey and get the Tshirts ordered. I think Allen Hughes may spring for the little flying Avery duck decals and MOJO outdoors big Mike and JIm can do a show on ya'll..their ya'lls mentor...Damn I bet ya'll had a routy table at the Brandon Elks club DU banquet.......

What could be ya'll's signature?

Brandon MS Duck Commorants!
Our location sure does sux for duck hunting but that doesn't stop us from typing about it.

" I don't care what you say, now thats funny".......

Toxey would be on team Brandon, no doubt. His brother in law is the head coach of the football team. Your getting outnumbered.

[Jelly]

Sounds great O/U......my 1989 cabelas rubber brushbuster waders would create a half of loaf of cottage cheese sweat between my legs by the time I walked 100 yards....Ya'll bring the Pharmacist ...he has the spinners..I don't own one yet.......Jelly..have a lot buddys from greenville....spent many morning on Chotaw bar.

Used to fish there tons myself...

[woodrow1]

funniest thread ive read in a long time!
(just trying to get my post count up )

[champcaller]

add another to team madtown

[Dutch Dog]

Peanut butter/jelly time.

[WilM88]

and another to team madtown.
(would have to agree, this one of the funniest i've read in awhile.)

[TODO]

Sounds great O/U......my 1989 cabelas rubber brushbuster waders would create a half of loaf of cottage cheese sweat between my legs by the time I walked 100 yards....Ya'll bring the Pharmacist ...he has the spinners..I don't own one yet.......Jelly..have a lot buddys from greenville....spent many morning on Chotaw bar.

What u know about choctaw bar. Spent many nights there myself.

[swamprooter]

B.M.F....Ok , let me see if I can answer your question to MS Ducks resident duck hunter guidelines...your question was...What do I know about Choctow Bar?

Terrible place to visit. Feds have an out post there. Bar is guarded by 17 submerged rock dikes. All nuisance bears from White River refuge are relocated here. Ducks hate the willow flats due to a diesel/kerosine barge leak year too ago....man it's an aweful place to hunt...Most folks would rather walk 1.8 miles in waders from Cottons carrying 2 Mojo flappers and 3 dozen blocks at Panther Swamp than hunt here.

[maggiedog]

This is TOOOO FUNNNYYYYYY.....swamprooter, I need some of the 'QUE . Send some with your boy in the morning . Meeting him in Batesville .

[MSDuckmen]

What a miserable wet morning it was sitting in the duck blind today. It would rain hard for a few minutes and then nothing allowing a few local birds to move around. Took nearly to 9:00 to get 5 birds before I said I had enough.
The whole time I was out there I was very grateful that I didn’t have to listen to a meat caller squalling on a home made duck call that he managed to tune to sound something like a cross between Donald duck and some poor nutria stuck in a tree stump.

Being from Brandon and self president elect of the Team Brandon group I was concerned as to why there were no other vehicles on the levees this morning at all. Only upon my return did I figure out that the remainder of the Team Brandon group stayed in today to learn from the next resident expert on how to meat call, carve decoys, build their own duck boat, while sitting behind a key board. (Now that is funny)

Since our new resident expert has proclaimed that he doesn’t use spinners I think he may be alright after all. Looks like he might fit in.

Just so you know roto rooter swamp man I’m one of the least liked around here so putting me in with most of these boys is a down right insult to them. I find it a bit entertaining.

Excuse me while I go and pluck some ducks and load up for tomorrow. By the way I have made you a new Avatar would you like to use it?

[swamprooter]

Thanks MSDuckman for the kind words of flattery. I stayed in this morning. My Honda Rubican 850 wouldn't crank, my Mike Morton autographed magnum MoJo spinner wont work, Some A'Hole stole my RNT license plate off my truck and to beat all MDOT wanted me to come in and hold the sign. I was really hoping to stay home to help a pill counter with his calling. he wont post anymore.i couldn't go to Panther and the yatch club at Ross Barrnet told me they are going to call police on me if they see me trespassing again trying to launch my plywood slip boat. Thanks but no thanks on the avatar, I'm sure it was done with love. Now let me get this straight.......now ...are you stepping up for Gator since he's MIA and will become the new "Bad Ass Leader" of this board?? Just gettting my pecking order all straighten up....obviously I am the man for all the lurkers and silent majority.

[Faithful Retrievers]

I'm no Sherlock Holmes, but I think somebody be fockin with ya'll. Read over the post and either he been stalking some of ya'll are he is a regular. Chris Hansen or Na I think he be a predator. Its folks like this that keep the curse of the donkey alive. Gator I think I have found a sacrifical lamb to eat the donkey nuts to remove the curse.

[gator]

i kinda think you're queer b/c you ain't made a post in 48 hrs that didn't include me somehow.

sorry, but i don't "swing" that way.

i've said all i need to say on the subject and put it in the rearview......if this is all you got, and you enjoy the rambling, have at it...

i noticed that even in your profile, you can't get me off your mind...........if you do move to brandon, remember, garbage pick up is monday and thursday --- rain or shine.

thanks for your support and all you do, gator

[MSDuckmen]

Me and Ole Gator have locked horns a time or two. But he don't need me to step up. I just like pushing your buttons. It is too easy.

Can you play Dixie on that meat call that you turned yourself while carving a set of cork decoys?