Great southern phrases

[GrizwalD]

Most have already been said:

"Slicker than cum on a gold tooth"

"She could suck a golfball through a waterhose"

[BIG TIMBER]

Crazier than a rat in a tin $#!+ house
Hotter than 2 rats f-in in a wool sock
Faster than a cat climbing a cactus tree
Go ahead and go-on up there and go ahead and go on and get it ready!!
Does a fat baby poot?
That truck is so weak it couldn't pull a sick whore off a piss pot
Couldn't beat ur way out of a wet paper bag
If I jump on you, you will be screaming ya'll get off me!
And My Favorite an original "What's your gut feeling"

[Deltamud77]

When someone has said something that is supposed to make a situation better, but is doesn't...."that is like puttin' sugar on sh#%"

My dad always told me if you are gonna be dumb, you got to be tough.

Also

It is not how you get into trouble, it is how you get out.

[3spop]

I hear some great ones from the brothers at work.

If they see a girl with tight pants with a "camel toe" they'll say, "ooo wee that thing is sitting up there like a butter roll!"

"cold as a well digger's booty"

"she got more thighs than Popeye's"

"sho as you born"

"i bet you a hundred dollars to a rusty nail"

"high as Rick James"

"slicker than possum snot on a pump handle"

"drunk as cooter brown"

"looks like he been smokin that good skunk weed"

"she got more chins than a chinese phone book"

and finally, every time one of them opens up a can of sardines, inevitably somebody is gonna say, " you know what the blind man said when he walked by the fish market? Good mornin ladies!"

[wilkat7]

shaking like a dog $#!+ peach pits

[hntrpat1]

Hotter than a freshed raped ape running ass backwards in a hot pepper field!


Damn thats hot!

[hntrpat1]

I wouldn't siht ya your my favorite turd

[cheeko]

Had a buddy that use to say
Im higher than geese P_ssy.
Man she has a big camel toe
If it wernt shaped like a taco it wernt meant to eat
Looks like a dove breast in them draws.

[HeKing]

higher'n giraffe p_ssy

Fck me runnin

slicker that hot calf $hit

on doing something thats not so great: good enough for govt. work or "cant see it from my house"

hotter that 400 hells

bowed up like a cut worm

out like a fat kid in dodge ball

off like a prom dress

from the democrats i used to work with: "u broke him down like a 2 barrel shotgun"

gotta piss like a race horse

$hittin through a screen wire

thats all i can think of at the moment

[LostBoy]

MSU foreplay, "Get in the Truck Bitch"

[cheeko]

MSU foreplay, "Get in the Truck Bitch"

[bluh]

"Your just pi$$in in the wind"

[bluh]

"Son, Ray Charles can do better than that"

"Thats f_cked up worse than a bus load of presidents going over a cliff with one empty seat"

"Does a fat president stink?"

[dukmisr2005]

its a poor frog that wont brag on his own pond..

[judge jb]

Slap me naked and steal my clothes......

judge jb