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Here's a good one. Take them out and get them drunk on a Friday night. I mean knee walking, commode hugging drunk. Prior to said drunk, call your local newspaper and place an ad for a yard sale the following Saturday morning--6 a.m. sharp.

Even if they don't drink, it's still hilarious to watch them deal with all the people.

Another one similar--Place an ad in the local newspaper for something ridiculously cheap. Like, 2004 Corvette, has to go $4500. At the end of the ad list their phone number and "Please call after 10 p.m."

Here's one somebody did to a friend of mine.
Place an ad in the local newspaper, "Laying hens - free to a good home" then their cell #.
He got 40 something calls about some hens he didn't have. Simple, but very effective annoyance.

olemissduckhunter wrote:unscrew his shower head and drop one or more (depending on size) beef boulioun cubes in it...the water will disiolve the cube and your buddy will smell like beef broth for a week or more.....best thing is...he will never even think about looking there....

That is a really good one! They would never figure out where it's coming from.

tuscaloosahunter wrote:Here's a good one. Take them out and get them drunk on a Friday night. I mean knee walking, commode hugging drunk. Prior to said drunk, call your local newspaper and place an ad for a yard sale the following Saturday morning--6 a.m. sharp.

Even if they don't drink, it's still hilarious to watch them deal with all the people.

Another one similar--Place an ad in the local newspaper for something ridiculously cheap. Like, 2004 Corvette, has to go $4500. At the end of the ad list their phone number and "Please call after 10 p.m."

We actually did this to a buddy of mine about 10 years ago. We laugh about it to this day. Funniest thing was his reaction when he opened the door for us and we asked, "Isn't there a yard sale here today?" Funny is definitely in the eye of the beholder.

What's worse was what we did to a guy's beater of a car about five years ago (disclaimer - it was a beater nearly 20 years old, rusting and falling apart and needed all kinds of work done; he said he'd hold on until it completely died - we thought we'd challenge that). He went away for a weekend one summer and we put a bluefish on his dash. We also put a couple of butterfish under the "pop-up" back seat. Well, he sees the bluefish and throws it out and just rides around with the windows down trying to air it out; wasn't until about a week later that he realized that there must be something else and found the butterfish - well, what was left of them. Dude kept the car another two years though - I think out of spite.

Wasn't a part of this but I know some guys who poured some concrete in a guy's front yard and placed a toilet in the wet cement. His wife wasn't happy when they got back from vacation and saw a big ol toilet in the front yard.

Wasn't a part of this but I know some guys who poured some concrete in a guy's front yard and placed a toilet in the wet cement. His wife wasn't happy when they got back from vacation and saw a big ol toilet in the front yard.[/quote]



Now that is what I call serious...

ok , ya'll have given me some good ideas...some might be a little overboard
I'm definately into the rye grass seeds...maybe writing something out like my name, and just broadcasting them everywhere so they can cut grass this winter....they have a huge yard!

the forks are good too.....cheap yet effective...

I also like the idea of 'the gift that keeps on giving'

they'll expect us halloween night..not gonna happen....

it may be thanksgiving or later....

the tie wire around the drive shaft....brilliant....i'll get his truck with that...she'd never stop..lol

removing all the labels off the canned goods.....rigging the water sprayer....beef bullion...LMBO!

this will probably be an ongoing thing...i'll try to take pics...

Oh, and c-man, heard from a little bird that one of your kids might have been there later....

don't worry.....I won't roll your yard....too much work...ya'll have it cleaned up before we get a mile down the road....nobody gets to see the job we do...lol

btw, the husband called me yesterday ddenying any involvement in the raid....I told him he was guilty by association!...

deltadukman wrote:

Bigpoppa wrote:Sorry, guess I dont have enough time on my hands!

Take some Viagra and get some time on your hands.



Its not vandalism if its between friends and everybody knows its a joke.

I dont guess i follow you on the Viagra thang.

And again , like I said ................Oh well , I will just hush!

Check yall out later , I am going to do something constructive!

wire the car horn to the brake lights.............

[quote="duck_nutt"]I was thinking about getting 10 or 15 old tires, cutting them in half, and making him a democratic driveway edge...you've seen them...might even paint it white!

Tires are very tough to cut in half, we did this for a valentine banquet at church and painted them red and white

I took out a add in the tradewinds last year for a buddy before hunting season. I put that all hunting gear must go due to divorce. Matthews bow, lots of shotguns and rifles, pistols, assorted camo, duck hunting gear, and Yamaha 4-wheeler. I left his house phone number on it. Then in a seperate add I put free Rhode Island Reds hens already laying. I left his cell number on this one. He would literally have 100 calls a day on both adds. Good part is it is free adn runs for two weeks.

call the utilty company and give his name and address, and tell them you wanted everything shut off for a week while your going out of town. travis

goosebruce wrote:call the utilty company and give his name and address, and tell them you wanted everything shut off for a week while your going out of town. travis

Company will likely seek legal action for this if you somehow managed to get it done.

Locked or not isn't a problem. I got a buddy who is an EMT. When he would work, they crew would do pranks on one another. I remember him one time calling pop-a-lock and telling a story to the guy for him to get in his co-workers truck and doing something to his duffle bag. Moral of the story, pop-a-lock can get in.


I like the packing material idea in vehicles. You can find beanbags for cheap on ebay if you wanted to buy a few. Packing peanuts are very cheap too. I can shred newspapers for you and put them in a box and ship it to you overtime. Shouldn't cost much for shipping.