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Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:42 am**

I wish you was a mirror babe cause I could see myself in you
I wish you was a dresser, so I could ramble through your drawers

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:44 am**

Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:34 pm**

"if it was up your booty you would know where it was"

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:35 pm**

if it was a snake it'da bit me

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:50 pm**

that guys .....sharper than a skeeter dick

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:56 pm**

That Sumbich is lower than whale $#!+...

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:57 pm**

F---ed up worse than channel UHF!!!

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:15 pm**

queer as a football bat

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:17 pm**

He could not shoot the side of a barn from the inside.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:29 pm**

gonna hit the road like a man looking in the mirror

-gator

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:33 pm**

For that poon you'll need a oyster shucker and leadther glove to get it back in action.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:40 pm**

You've gotta be sh*ttin' in my Sunday hat.

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:48 pm**

Finer than frogs hair.
Shat, fart, and fall back in it.
Funnier than a green turd in a pickle jar! :mrgreen:

Deader than a doornail.
Taste about as good as government cheese.
If you don't stop, you'll go blind.
Can I do it till I need glasses? :lol:

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:55 pm**

"I'm sweatin' like a brother tryin' to read.."

"Drive it like you stole it..."

Posted: **Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:58 pm**

Hell it looks like a Polar Bear F****in a chipmunk :lol:

He is f****d like a Soup Sandwich :lol:

I gotta s*** like a wounded Goose!!!!!! :lol:

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