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When i get through eatin that, I'm going to look like a bulldog that's been eating mayonaise.

When my ship comes in, I'll probably be at the Airport.________Mudsucker.

mudsucker wrote:When my ship comes in, I'll probably be at the Airport.________Mudsucker.

AlsoBehind the bar at CS's...cant claim it mud

"Everybody's gotta believe in something; believe I'll have a drink." W. C. Fields

I'm gonna do a 360 and get the hell out of here. ?

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove. - Charles Barkley

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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.
Elvis Presley

" I'm looking at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it" John Wayne, Eldorado

" Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if your not good at them" Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup

" Punctuality; Without it, time stands still." Phil Brickman, Rookie of The Year

" Some guys ice down their arms after a big game, some say that heat's the way to go, but I have discovered the secret. HOT ICE... HOT ICE... I heat up the ice cubes, It's the best of both worlds". Phil Brickman, Rookie of The Year

" No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin son is racin" Harry Hogge, Days of Thunder.

" I think youre all f@cked in the head, We're ten hours from the f@cking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f@cking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our G- damn smiles. You'll be whistling Zip- A - Dee - Doo - Dah out of your @ss holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy $hit!" Clark Griswold, National Lampoons Vacation

"Now just why in the hell do I have to press "1" for English?" John Wayne

"Fill your hands, you son of a B*tch" John Wayne (True Grit)

"What do you want to do" Doc Holliday
"KILL EM ALL" Wyatt Earp

Our 1st mistake was bringin em over here!
Our 2nd mistake was educatin em!

"You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. Are you smoking this $hit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this $hit. I am reality."

-SSG Barnes from 'Platoon'

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
Redd Foxx