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I think i found your boat! i don't know exactly where it is but im sure i could help you locate it.




This is how it all happend.













I was crusing down the road last duck season with my ole dog Pace and we were going to our favorite blue bill hole to smoke some butter balls for a pot of gumbo

Bout a Mile or two before our normal stop at the convient store for some snicker bars, coffe, and a big ole dump. out of no where the Road falls out from under my truck and the next thing you know my trucks stuck in the ditch with two flat front tires and busted grill and radiator. I get out and the first thing i find is one of these on the ground beside my truck.


At first i thought i ran over a stripper and a HUGE vibrator came flying out. then i noticed something that was camo. you will never believe what it was.......



I later found the boat stuck between the wheel wells of my pick up with at least 25 different waterfowl decals stuck to the side of this pittiful looking wanna be duck boat. The coolest one was in huge white letters........ "HARDCORE WATERFOWLER" from that moment on i knew i was in the presence of the infamous TOP WATER, I swiped the decoys, the shells and what was left of the blind bags, called Leroy to come pick me up in his elcamino, and we went and shot a limit of ducks, while the wrecker took my truck to the shop to get it fixed




Morale of the story,

Invest in some of these,



and quite duck hunting if you can't take better care of your dads stuff.

I think I just pissed myself.... I am biting my tongue to keep from rolling with laughter....

Dude I am in Southaven, If you want your dekes back just hollar. I dont remember what type they were. As far as the blind bag. was it an Avery MOBU or the Avery Shadow Grass? I have both and cant remember which I found that day after all it was early when we picked them up.

+10

I can't find my duck dog

Please stop- i can't stand it no more!!!!!!!

man yall gotta stop, i don't trust this fart i got building after bustn a gut laughing at that last one from JD

Dear Nutmeg,
You must really have a great life. Even though your story was funny, you may win a metal for writing one of the longest most pointless post in the history of ducksouth. I bet you are already writing your rough draft on why you just cant seem to get any booty this minute. Good luck with the rest of your stories jackass......

One shot, I would think that the mallard machine and vortex would hold that hoss down on the trailer too, but what can you do ya know? Sometimes bad stuff happens to best of hunters...........

My coworkers are wondering just what in the hell I'm laughing at. This is funny and I don't care who you are.

One shot your one of those guys that sets up 50 yards from other folks and calls for 6 straight damn hours aren't you. Can we help you find your boat, ninja please. Sounds like pops should whoop the dumb out of your booty!

Oh and I saw your POS decoys in the road and ran over em. Didn't see a boat though sorry.

This is one entertaining afternoon at the office

hntrpat1 wrote:One shot your one of those guys that sets up 50 yards from other folks and calls for 6 straight damn hours aren't you. Can we help you find your boat, ninja please. Sounds like pops should whoop the dumb out of your booty!

He don't no more, he aint got no equipment.....

DanielB wrote:

hntrpat1 wrote:One shot your one of those guys that sets up 50 yards from other folks and calls for 6 straight damn hours aren't you. Can we help you find your boat, ninja please. Sounds like pops should whoop the dumb out of your booty!

He don't no more, he aint got no equipment.....

HAHAHAHA good more folks should lose there $#!+

You ain't related to this fella are you?

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