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Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:21 pm
by River Hunter
Please Please tell me you cut and paste all the lyrics and did not type them by memory
deltadukman wrote:Sorry but this thing is hijacked:
For old time's sake. Yall can thank me later for this playing in your head all day:
Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!
Ice Ice Baby
Ice Ice Baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
Dance
Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killin your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it
You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye
The kid dont play
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say HI
Did you stop?
No--I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo--so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The Chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine--
All I heard were shells
Fallin on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm tryin to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Take heed, 'caese I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay palays on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other DJ's say, "Damn"
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem
Yo--I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Yo man--let's get out of here!
Word to your mother!
Ice Ice baby Too Cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold
Ice Ice baby Too Cold Too cold
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:29 pm
by tombstone
Richard, please forgive us for hijacking your thread. It really took a strange turn.
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:35 pm
by cwink
tombstone wrote:Richard, please forgive us for hijacking your thread. It really took a strange turn.
Yeah sorry about that.. I think this one was my fault..
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:41 pm
by crackhead
This gets the thread of the week award!
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 12:50 pm
by crow
Sweet! Dude!
crow
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:02 pm
by Super Black Eagle
the next track on that tape started out ...... "YO, Vanilla. Kick it one time BOYYEEEEEEE!!!"
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:09 pm
by TODO
Direct from Mulletsgalore.com!
Classifications: Section I
1. classic mullet
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this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance -- classic indeed.
The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molestache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude.
Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights
Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape (see eyes)
Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band
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2. CamaroMullet
The CamaroMullet used to have full reign over the mullet brethren, but that was back in the '70s and '80s. This species has fallen from grace since, but can still be seen enjoying NASCAR events and shopping at Kragen, or up in the attic cooking up crank.
Distinguishing features include: a molestache (peach fuzzy), tight-fitting acid wash jeans, and an ever-present key ring hanging from the belt loop.
Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer screen from this rare pic.
It is not recommended you confront the CamaroMullet, for they are very aggressive and cannot be hurt (this might be due to the frequent use of methamphetamines, angel dust, etc.).
Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: primering cars, bar fights, picking scabs, losing teeth
Sightings: Kragen, Grand Auto, working on a Camaro on their front lawn
Favorite Band: AC/DC
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3. midgiemullet
Midgiemullets have the highest MPSI (mulletude per square inch) rating within their species. Irish folklore has it that if you caress the midgiemullet 3 times, you will be blessed with a case-and-a-half of Pabst Blue Ribbon on your doorstep within the next 48 hours.
Mulletude: 10
Aggressiveness: 10
Hobbies: taunting non-mullets, being tossed, bowled
Sightings: kicking my ass
Favorite Band: Kid Rock
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4. businessmullet a.k.a. safety cut
These mullets want it all: business in the front, party in the back.
When at work, their mulletude offends and annoys their co-workers, but luckily (and not coincidentally), these mullets are rarely in any position of real power (though they tend to think they are).
Interesting creatures, their hair is short enough not to offend the boss, but long enough to keep their rebellious comrades from becoming suspicious.
Mulletude: 5
Aggressiveness: 3
Hobbies: sexual harassment, taking advantage of intoxicated employees at company gatherings, surfing pr0n on company time (with stiffy)
Sightings: financial districts, strip clubs
Favorite Band: Joe Cocker
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5. minitruckmullet
Thought to be extinct in 1994, and usually too wily to be caught on camera, the minitruckmullet is a rare sighting indeed. The minitruckmullet has only the bottom part of his hairline on the base of his neck long.
The preferred attire of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by tight fitting Guess? jeans.
The vehicle owned by the minitruckmullet almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate ("U Snooz, U Looz," "Teal Dream" etc.) and a "No Fear," "Fear This," or Calvin Pissing sticker.
Mulletude: 6
Aggressiveness: 7
Hobbies: cruising the Taco Bell parking lot at lunch time for high school chicks, annoying everyone in the neighborhood with their insipid car alarms, bumpin' the treble
Sightings: performance auto parts stores, the mall
Favorite Band: Vanilla Ice
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:15 pm
by Duck Nawteek
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:16 pm
by cwink
TODO wrote:5. minitruckmullet
Thought to be extinct in 1994, and usually too wily to be caught on camera, the minitruckmullet is a rare sighting indeed. The minitruckmullet has only the bottom part of his hairline on the base of his neck long.
The preferred attire of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold cross and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by tight fitting Guess? jeans.
The vehicle owned by the minitruckmullet almost always has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate ("U Snooz, U Looz," "Teal Dream" etc.) and a "No Fear," "Fear This," or Calvin Pissing sticker.
Mulletude: 6
Aggressiveness: 7
Hobbies: cruising the Taco Bell parking lot at lunch time for high school chicks, annoying everyone in the neighborhood with their insipid car alarms, bumpin' the treble
Sightings: performance auto parts stores, the mall
Favorite Band: Vanilla Ice
Dude what were you doing in 1990.. Stalking me???
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:26 pm
by grnhed
this is awesome! Without a doubt this post made my week!
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 1:30 pm
by crackhead
Im thinking this should be sticky material. No doubt this should be winky's pic in the member drop down.
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:26 am
by Bankermane
Speaking of mullets, i wouldn't mind having a camo "Pope Mobile". Pope said he wasn't going to allow anymore pedofiles to be priests. I think he's headed in the right direction.
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:21 am
by Hole Hunter
This post should be renamed the Hijack Thread.
Speaking of the Pope....What is your favorite Pork Chop marinade?
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:06 pm
by Bankermane
Mini truck thread.
Re: Mini trucks
Posted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:39 pm
by Blackduck
I didn't know if it was possible for a camera to catch the essence of coolness until now. Sweet ride.
