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dry as a powderhouse

Higher than giraffe "BEARDED CLAM"...

Cuttin' up like a new pair of scissors...

Gettin' down like a flat tire...

Cool as takin' a shower with your dad...

IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE DUMB, YOU GOTTA BE TOUGH

Asked a buddy how they did on a goose hunt in Texas - he said, "Rolled 'em out like wholesale carpet!"

tore up as a can of potted meat

Sweatin like a hebrew slave

cold as a witches tit in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
that boys a few bricks shy of a load
what you wanna bet this gonna hurt?
looks like a monkey f,,kin a football
well she looked good last night...
does a cat got a climbing gear
does a bear schit in da woods
do rocks float

boy did you ever f..k yo mama?........I did she was pretty good.

Dryer than a popcorn fart

ho's gotta eat too.
dammit boyz....

Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

hornier than a pack of renegade mennonites biatches

Ya'll move a fast as two turtles f*@#ing.

She is a 2x12.....2 bags 12 beers

I am f'ed up like a piss mop.

She's got that no teeth look....In reference to a girl that just to a shot.

I'm sheet canned.....Buddy of mine said this after 3 j's a bottle of vodey

I really like your Hefty’s or where did you get them Hefty’s at.....Reference to the black bags under your eyes after a night of gettn plum $#!+ or sheet canned.

I am down like 2 flats

Bill dance um.....Buddy says this when rippn lips or fishing

I'd sop you up like a biscuit....Said this to a girl in Starkvegas she is now my wife (Jus Kiddn)

I've been to 3 world’s fairs and a goat f'n contest and ain't ever seen no sheet like this. Reference to the purple church.

That fella is a lot like a slinky, not good for much else but will put a smile on your face when you push him down the stairs..

Drawn in like nigs to an air compressor