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Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:59 am
by eSJay
chopper30 wrote:Come on now, when you got to go, it's hard to make it 100 yards much less more!
absolutely! I say we scratch that one!
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:00 pm
by leadsthebest
I am just happy if they dont $#!+ in the blind
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:20 pm
by DuckDeke
If you own a Call Coozie....
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:28 pm
by riverat
GulfCoast wrote:If you wear your call lanyard inside the restruant to eat.....
kabooooom
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:47 pm
by jacksbuddy
You spend $10,000 for a hunting puppy and a top of the line shock collar, purposely name this poor animal 'Drake' or 'Avery', then spend absolutely no time with him until opening day and shock the crap out of him when he doesn't follow your yelled orders.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:52 pm
by LawDawg
jacksbuddy wrote:You spend $10,000 for a hunting puppy and a top of the line shock collar, purposely name this poor animal 'Drake' or 'Avery', then spend absolutely no time with him until opening day and shock the crap out of him when he doesn't follow your yelled orders.
That also falls into the "you might need an booty whooping if...." category
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 12:58 pm
by tobydawg
You're a fan of these...
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Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:06 pm
by jacksbuddy
LawDawg wrote:jacksbuddy wrote:You spend $10,000 for a hunting puppy and a top of the line shock collar, purposely name this poor animal 'Drake' or 'Avery', then spend absolutely no time with him until opening day and shock the crap out of him when he doesn't follow your yelled orders.
That also falls into the "you might need an booty whooping if...." category
What do you mean "might"?
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:09 pm
by DrawFire
Where did the term "topwater" come from? Besides that fact that if I ask...I might be one?
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:10 pm
by teul2
DrawFire wrote:Where did the term "topwater" come from? Besides that fact that if I ask...I might be one?
You shoot ducks off the top of the water rather than in flight.
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:20 pm
by Dux Be Us
eSJay wrote:chopper30 wrote:Come on now, when you got to go, it's hard to make it 100 yards much less more!
absolutely! I say we scratch that one!
Take ya a good suasage egg and cheese bisquite topped off with 3 cup o coffee crap at 4:30 then walk off a hundred steps...now ask yourselfs " Wich way is the wind blowing and am I really far enough away"?
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:26 pm
by jdbuckshot
if you own one these
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:32 pm
by LawDawg
teul2 wrote:DrawFire wrote:Where did the term "topwater" come from? Besides that fact that if I ask...I might be one?
You shoot ducks off the top of the water rather than in flight.
you know skillet shooting used to be the preferred method of hunting. Ask some old timers (I'm talking someone 80+). I guarentee that he used to hunt that way. Let all the ducks land, line them up and pull the trigger. I have heard stories from credible sources of 100 mallard days back in the 50's (1 person, all greenheads).
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 1:44 pm
by GrizwalD
tdog wrote:You chose to degrade others because they tend to use a different method of hunting than you.
Man thank you God... soembody finally said it
Re: I Know your a Topwater if?????????
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2009 2:04 pm
by cwink
If you have to ask what "topwater" means..