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I don't know how you could pull this off, but if you could dupe them into coming over for a meal, pour em a glass of lemonade or mountain dew full of ice. Except you made the ice by peeing into the ice tray and freezing it. Then put a good dose of laxative into some brownie mix.

Also, had a friend pass out from drinking and wake up with a big pile of crap on his chest. Watch who you drink with!

Good luck.

Ordek Avci wrote:I don't know how you could pull this off, but if you could dupe them into coming over for a meal, pour em a glass of lemonade or mountain dew full of ice. Except you made the ice by peeing into the ice tray and freezing it. Then put a good dose of laxative into some brownie mix.

Also, had a friend pass out from drinking and wake up with a big pile of crap on his chest. Watch who you drink with!

Good luck.

Wow, that is just wrong

hotty toddy wrote:

Ordek Avci wrote:I don't know how you could pull this off, but if you could dupe them into coming over for a meal, pour em a glass of lemonade or mountain dew full of ice. Except you made the ice by peeing into the ice tray and freezing it. Then put a good dose of laxative into some brownie mix.

Also, had a friend pass out from drinking and wake up with a big pile of crap on his chest. Watch who you drink with!

Good luck.

Wow, that is just wrong

Dude,

I don't know how yall do stuff over in Turkey, but thats a little far!

Ordek Avci wrote:I don't know how you could pull this off, but if you could dupe them into coming over for a meal, pour em a glass of lemonade or mountain dew full of ice. Except you made the ice by peeing into the ice tray and freezing it. Then put a good dose of laxative into some brownie mix.

Also, had a friend pass out from drinking and wake up with a big pile of crap on his chest. Watch who you drink with!

Good luck.

Seems as though the Turkish may take their practical joking a tad more seriously than us.......

duck_nutt wrote:

quakwacker wrote:

jtdumallard wrote:am i the only one wondering why you left your house unlocked for your neighbors to get in the first place?

No I was wondering the same thing.

only time our doors are locked is when we're inside at night.....I live in the country far far away from jafrica.....nonswimmers are few and far between...


I don't even know where the key is


where I live, if they come to rob me, locking the door is just gonna make my have to buy another one of those expensive glass doors...don't break it out, just walk on in!!

different part of the state!

keep the suggertions coming

Sounds like a good reason to start locking doors in your neighborhood!

These pranks are hillarious though.

little foam balls that are in a bean bag....

Be sure to put about 2000 white plastic forks and knives in their yard....

I am not sure if this has been said, get you the biggest box of laundry detergent you can find and sprinkle it in there yard. Next time it rains you got him!

duckkiller wrote:through a bunch of rye grass in the yard, go w/ a strong rate and it will get tall, thick and they will be mowing it all winter

Or spell out something with the rye grass like gay and proud

I like the powdered milk and forking there yard.

if they use white deodorant roll it up about two inches and cut it off, roll back down then fill with cream cheese and shape it to look like the deo did before.

If they have and pull down attic fill a brown paper bag with flour the place it so when they pull down the attic it spills onto them.

Fill garbage cans with water and lean on the doors they usually come out of so that when the door opens the can falls over spilling water into the house.

Jack the back end or front end of the car/ truck so that the tires are barely off the ground, i have seen people become very worried there transmission has broken

Run a wire from the ignition coil under through the fire wall and under there floor mat and seat, then placed a small portion of the exposed wire between the seat back and bottom just enough to make contact with the victim, great wake up shock!

squirt dawn dish detergent in clothes washer and bottom of the dishwasher and have a bubbly good time!

yeah to win this one, you have to think of ways to give the gift that keeps on giving. What I mean by that is when they first get home after you have done your stuff, they will see the obvious. But what I am talking about is when the husband has to miss a Saturday morning of hunting or something to go up in the attic to get the Christmas decorations and gets pelted ny Quackers sack of Flour. Or something that yall will forget yall did until he calls you up a few months later when it actually happens.

Oh and forgot to take the sink sprayer and either rubberband it down or press it down and super glue it, and when they go to use the sink, it will soak them, but make sure it is facing where a person using the sink will be standing.

yall are starting to sound like the Home Alone kid a few years back in the movie series

Get some krispy kremes. Put them on your johnson. take pictures. take them off. Put back in box. Bring over on Sat morning. mail picture monday.