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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:18 pm
by champcaller
crackhead wrote:$100 Dollar Reward banded G head

great minds think alike :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:07 am
by Tedl10
wide hiped brunette and year subscription to birth control :D 8)

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:28 am
by cwink
GREENHEAD wrote:He quit and I took over ...... Martial law in Cornerstone!!!!!


Lord help us all.. :shock:

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:45 am
by jacksbuddy
teul2 wrote:I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac


Umm, you ARE aware that you mentioned 'nymphomaniac' twice, don't you? Be careful what you wish for. She may want more than you can give.....even if it kills you. (I know, what a way to go, huh. :wink: )

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:58 am
by JDgator
jacksbuddy wrote:
teul2 wrote:I wanna rich youg dumb nymphomaniac
To drive me around in her cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac


Umm, you ARE aware that you mentioned 'nymphomaniac' twice, don't you? Be careful what you wish for. She may want more than you can give.....even if it kills you. (I know, what a way to go, huh. :wink: )


I think its actually a limerick-style poem, jacksbuddy. Read it out loud.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:03 am
by driveby
I just want one good duck hunt. It doesn't matter where either.

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:53 am
by DUCKAHOLIC
This NYMPHO knows Tuel real well

[img][img]http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4213/knowsyouqt9.jpg[/img][/img]

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:08 am
by Tedl10
BWAHAHAHA :lol: I'm sorry but that just brightened my day a whole lot joel!

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:29 am
by sx3
i want a gun that doesnt turn yellow

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:54 am
by udkm
duramax wrote:
udontknowme wrote:5'9 170 lbs
Beautiful dark brown eyes and hair
A smile that makes my heart skip a beat.
Will let me drive his big red truck and hunt with him...with my pink gun.


Oh...and a gift certificate to the spa...and to pass all of my exams this semester....

Is that too much to ask??


Umm...if you aren't a chick, some might say that would be a little fruity.


Yes, last time I checked I am a "chick"...and the gift i described knows who he is!

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:09 am
by DUCKAHOLIC
[quote="udontknowme"]

Yes, last time I checked I am a "chick"...quote]

Do you check very often :shock: :wink: :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:17 am
by Squealer
:shock: :D

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:19 am
by cwink
DUCKAHOLIC wrote:
udontknowme wrote:
Yes, last time I checked I am a "chick"...quote]

Do you check very often :shock: :wink: :lol:


I saw that coming.. And could almost predict the poster.. :shock:

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:19 am
by Greenhead22
DUCKAHOLIC wrote:This NYMPHO knows Tuel real well

Image


BWAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:44 pm
by duramax
DUCKAHOLIC wrote:This NYMPHO knows Tuel real well

[img][img]http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/4213/knowsyouqt9.jpg[/img][/img]


Classic :lol: