Postby Dr. B » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:30 pm
OK, I've seen about 5 episodes of the Flyway Gayway show and just about the time I think there is no way they could get worse, I go and watch it tonight. I needed a strong drink after that. So help me, if anyone says "Wack 'em and stack 'em!" in a blind I'm in, I'll be tempted to check the Benelli pattern at close range. The friggin' pheasant hunt hosted by the big boy on the show tonight made me want to clog the septic system. And when he shot that turkey, well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. These guys could screw up a wet dream.
The Gayway guys need to be in the Sonic commercials. Those guys are idiots but I do laugh at them! I would love to see the driver just come from way back with a left hook and knock hell out of the passenger dude just as he begins to make an order! They could film it from the back seat and do the freeze frame just as the fist hits the jaw and slobber is flying from passenger dudes mouth! Maybe follow it up with a one liner like "Now maybe you'll shut the "f" up!"
Even better...take the Gayway guys, put them in the Sonic commercial and as they start to order their breakfeeesst burrito, a couple of MSduck members rise from the backseat and start pounding some sense into their "wacked and stacked" heads.
Take the show's name and put some decent hosts on it and it would be great.
My 2 pennies worth. I feel so much better now!
Dr. B
Montgomery
"Shoot 'em in the face!"