What do you do to get "the spot"

[hntrpat1]

wake up about 5:30 have a 6' victoria secret blonde model feed me breakfast that a big blk women named gladis spent all night preparing... have a mexican named jose assist me with my waders that are room temp. while the other mexican named gilberto pulls the mini truck around to pick me up (heat running) or in this case the A/C... drive down to the hole where a third mexican named jorge pronounced 'hor hey' waits for me with a loaded gun, the decoys set, a cuban and a roll of toilet paper... I wait for shooting time and selectively shoot blacks and green maybe a sprig and banded widgeon to fill my limit and then head back to the camp to a jacuzzi bath and get my morning massage before a mid day nap...

DSBA right heras!