Man Rules

[deltadukman]

, be able to walk into one side of DNF and out the other with nothing more than a compass

If you can't do it without even a compass you need to stay out of the woods or at least near the road! Trees lean south, Moss grows on the northside of the tree. Who needs a compass? Also a compass don't know where the shallow spots in the sloughs are either. That only comes with experience!

Not always........especially in the South in the swamp. I've checked this one alot, and cant find accuracy in it. I've heard it all my life, but got bored and curious and started observing.

[Bonecollecter1111]

7.) A man should know how to make a woman orgasm 1st.

fixed it for ya gets ya playtime more often

[edub20]

GOOGLE is your friend.

[cwink]

Lets see..

Plow a field all day long
grow your own tomatoes
make your own whisky and your own smoke too
Catch catfish from dusk till dawn
Skin a buck
run a trot line
shoot your old 45

oh yeah, and spit some beachnut in some dudes eye..

[CBrown]

Take care of your pets without running to the vet for every little thing.

Alot of people find it amazing that I give my own shots to my dogs. After 7 years of marriage my wife and I bought our first dog together (well for the family anyway) and she could not believe when I threw that dog on the kitchen counter and gave it a 7way.

[deltadukman]

and she could not believe when I threw that dog on the kitchen counter and gave it a 7way.

Talk about a swingers party

[kris Schaumburg]

diagnose minor car troubles
change tires quickly
figure things out using intuition and prior knowlege (amazing to me how much of this has been lost in the last ten years)
shoot
process anything breathing into meat, and subsequently grill it
harvest an animal for use without remorse, but never disrespectfully kill for killing's sake
do anything to help any woman in trouble simply cause you are a man
sharpen a knife
run a boat
get out of the woods the way he came without refering to a map/compass/gps
i like the back a trailer one, i'll second that
know which tool fixes a particular problem, and how to use that tool
go out into the wild without fear (ie have a pioneering spirit)
be respectfull to those giving you respect
throw a punch and sink a choke hold
tell when meat is done without a thermometer
start a fire

[Yazoo Duckman]

Back a trailor!!!

Back a COTTON Trailer!

[duramax]

Know how to shave cool designs in your facial hair...wait

[MSDawg870]

Drill and tap a hole, cut threads

[kb7722]

What bothers me the most is we have an almost endless supply of information at our finger tips whether it be our phones, lap tops or home computers and folks still ask some of the dumbest questions alive. "how do I......" or "what is the price for.....".

Had a friend the other day call me "hey man, I'm looking at your address on Google maps at the house, how do I get to your house". I hung up the phone without responding. A little common sense in today's "Information Age" will get you a long way.

Donia opened my eyes to a website that I had not seen before. http://www.LMGTFY.com.

I think people are just lazy and want the answer handed to them instead of taking ten minutes to try and google it.

[kb7722]

Drive a standard!

[landscaper]

I'm a big fan of Google, too, but a real handy man skill that seems to be a lost art...figuring something out without Googling it!

[MSDawg870]

Wire up a ceiling fan

[MSDawg870]

Properly secure a boat, and if for some reason said boat was lost, find it in less than 36hrs.