What I want to be when I grow up

[ScottyLee]

Damn, id drink her bath water! I've seen his wife before but not his daughter.

had an old man come in the office and say that about another girl in there. haha. he also said another that went along the lines of
"i'd eat a bucket of her chit, just so i could smell her booty"

it was hard keepin a professional settin with him in the office. that ole dude was crazy

[mharville]

I cant even see the pic on this thread!

you're missing out!

[Bankermane]

I thought his wife was pretty good looking for an older lady........but his daughter is GAS

Ive heard other people say this before....just exactly what does "GAS" mean?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=G.A.S

[4dawgma]

[MudHog]

:lol:

+1


shouldn't that have been HAS

[Blake Williamson]

I just want to know if she is DTF???

[Bankermane]

STC (Senior Texting Code)  If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is for you.

*     ATD ~ At The Doctor's
*     BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
*     BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
*     BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
*     CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
*     CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
*     DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent
*     FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
*     FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
*     FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
*     GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
*     GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
*     HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement
*     IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
*     LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
*     LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
*     LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On
*     OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
*     OMSG ~ Oh My!  Sorry, Gas!
*     ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
*     SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
*     TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
*     WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
*     WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again
*     WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
*     WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
*     GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
*     NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H
*     OMG ~ Oh my grandkids

[Redhead]