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Re: Oldies but Goody's
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:20 am
by Doc & Nash
If I told my granddad I wanted something he would say:
"Want in one hand and $#!+ in the other, see which one fills up the fastest"
I learned to ask nicely pretty quick...
Re: Oldies but Goody's
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:30 am
by bucks n beaks
He's as lucky as a blue-eyed n***er.
That as effed up as potted meat.
Re: Oldies but Goody's
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:36 am
by pintail07
I got a 5 lb. mudcat fixin' to touch cotton
Re: Oldies but Goody's
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 11:50 am
by 4dawgma
It's hotter than a mother-in-law's kiss.
Re: Oldies but Goody's
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:28 pm
by 1Ranger75
Tougher than woodpecker lips.
F#*ked up as a football bat.
As wrong as two boys frigging.
Re: Oldies but Goody's
Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:36 pm
by Bonehead
When something is really good....my uncle will say, "that so and so is kinda like a sore dick....you just can't beat it."
