I Know your a Topwater if?????????

[Damn_It_Boy]

You use the internet to scout for ducks.

You have a "meat stick" sticker on your shotgun.

You use a fancy dog stand in two inches of water after toting it a mile to the hole.

You use a laydown blind in 3' of good natural cover. (after toting it a mile as well.)

You have 12 duck calls on your lanyard, but can't blow any of them worth a crap.

[novacaine]

You give a crap if someone thinks your a topwater/knee booter

[mossyisland]

I was graded out this week by a topwater expert (right reverend kit stovall) and was a 2 out of 10. I have been doing this crap to long to be a topwater.

[mossyisland]

If you beg the Primos guys to let you be in their duck hunting videos... Sorry Rocky.. Had to take a jab.

Since when did wearing all matching camo become top water. You mean noone else puts all their stuff on and gets in front of a mirror to see how cool they look with all their matching camo. Not that I do that.. I have a friend that does

I was actually friends with Will and Brad way before we ever hunted together.

[mossyisland]

Please keep them coming. I want to get this list printed up.

[chopper30]

If you take a dump within 100 yards of the blind...you MIGHT be a topwater

Come on now, when you got to go, it's hard to make it 100 yards much less more!

[tombstone]

You give a crap if someone thinks your a topwater/knee booter

+1

sometimes, you just can't nail down the certain little details. They may not have the stickers or the newest gadgets, but as soon as they open their mouth you just know that you have been in the presence of sheer idiosy (is that a word?) Yall know the guys I am taliking about. The ones that know everything and could not tell a greenhead from a shoveler in the sky.

[LawDawg]

you wear facepaint.
you buy bands on ebay

[RedEyed Duck]

You make a topwater post

thats the best post ever in ducksouth history!

X2

X3

[riverat]

leave your strap of spoonies, coots, and one mallard over the handle bar of 4wheeler or on front of boat where everyone can see it.

purposely ride through ever pot hole in the road just to put a fine coating of mud on your truck

show up to a blind you have never been to or helped brush and say it sticks out like a sore thumb when standing in front of it

[teul2]

you wear facepaint.
you buy bands on ebay

+1000

[cupnglide]

you fidget like a 4 yr old needing to pizz

[Rice]

You blow a Canada goose call when two mile high specks are flying over...

You send your calls in to get the cork changed and reed cut...

The only place you "hunt" is Stuttgart when having conversation with other duck hunters about how much of a duck hunter you are....

You have a daisy cutter and prime meat and a cutdown olt on your lanyard but all you do when ducks are around is blow your whistle...

[novacaine]

You give a crap if someone thinks your a topwater/knee booter

+1

sometimes, you just can't nail down the certain little details. They may not have the stickers or the newest gadgets, but as soon as they open their mouth you just know that you have been in the presence of sheer idiosy (is that a word?) Yall know the guys I am taliking about. The ones that know everything and could not tell a greenhead from a shoveler in the sky.

I try not to hunt with these people. Guides and public landers see it everyday.
When i do encounter someone new in my party (old or young) you just have to politely ask them to stop being annoying and let the others enjoy the hunt.Sometimes it works-sometimes it doesn't

[GulfCoast]

If you wear your call lanyard inside the restruant to eat.....