Evan,
I have contemplated your question quite a bit. Perhaps you may appreciate my thoughts on the matter...if not, take it easy on me ;o) If you really like my ideas, maybe you could send me an autographed copy of your next book.
First I would like to comment that I believe that Obedience is basic not is the sense of "simple" but rather the "foundation" in any kind of dog training...like many endeavours the excellence of the basics is key to the advanced concepts.
My buddy and I have been waterfowl hunting together for over 35 years with and without a retriever. When I got my first hunting labrador (litter mates) puppies over 20 years ago, my wife made the comment that I spent more time with my dogs than most parents spend with their kids! She was most probably right. I did train those labs to the master level and I enjoyed the time doing it. But with today's prices how much does a finished retriever worth?...$4K?...More? 200 man- hours?...More?
One of the points here that I want to make is that in terms of R.O.I. (Return of Investment). When I first started learning about training my dogs, I spent much more time training my retrievers than I did hunting waterfowl. For the "practical" waterfowler, perhaps a dog does not fit in his/her life style, or perhaps he cannot afford the cost of a retriever, or maybe he cannot afford the time needed for caring for and training a hunting retriever. Or maybe he just doesn't like dogs that much. In any event, these factors may affect the decision on "how much dog" he wants. On this website, you may be "preaching to the choir". That is most people here probably love their dogs, train a lot and like hunt tests.
I hunt many times with dogless waterfowlers. I am the dog guy. Some of my hunting friends have dogs, but the dogs are useless to bring at best and a nuisance at worst. These buddies like the shooting action most. They appreciate the retriever fetching their ducks but, they would not invest their time and/or money in getting one...at least not at this point in their life.
Even when I get a hunting-pedigreed pup say in the begining of the year it is obviously not ready to hunt. However, I am skilled enough now to have it ready to bring to the hunt for the coming season. And these would be my minimum requirements for my dog to be ready to bring along:
1. Quiet! No whining, barking, scratching.
2. Kennel.
3. House Broken. As well as my hunting dogs being companion/house/service dogs, on hunting trips we sometimes stay at motels that accept dogs. I don't want accidents.
4. Sit/Stay (Whistle and voice trained) No scootching around. Dog has been proofed to the max with cats, other dogs, honors, pigeons, ducks, pheasants, food, bumpers, toys, etc.
5. Come/Here (Whistle and voiced trained) Now...no fussing around.
6. Heel on leash. No pulling on leash, forging or lagging. I think that most guys take their dog off leash too soon for heeling off leash and lose control and get sloppy results. I think that it is generally accepted that it takes two years before a dog can heel well in the obedience ring.
7. Conditioned Fetch...no hard mouthing. No fumbling, no dropping the bird unless commanded.
8. Drop. Release the bird.
9. Place. I have a box, a mat, and a short plastic side table that my dog is trained to go to and be still. This affords the dog distance from the damaging shotgun noise and possibly a better (and maybe warmer/drier) position to mark the birds than being next to me.
10. Mark at least doubles. I usually hunt with a buddy and if a flock comes in there is usually more than one duck down. Even when I am by myself, I usually don't know exactly where that first bird lands, because I have trained my eyes to look for the second bird as the gun reaches the lead on the first; a target (doubles trap) technique taught by hall of famer Frank Little. I need the dog to help mark the birds. Eventough my dog may be sitting remotely, I keep my eyes on him as he can cue me with perked up ears and his stare that there might be a incoming duck that I may be coming in behind me. I usually don't have to move around so much because my dog has my back.
11. Find it. I would need my dog trained to track and hunt up ducks in a particular area. I will probably have to walk my dog over to the area I think the duck might be and tell him to find it.
With this I would be happy and satisfied with my dog. Everything else would be icing on the cake. I would guess it would take me about 30 minutes a day for at least 4 months to have my basic hunter retriever.
Maybe you can write a book to show us how to do it more efficiently, easier. Or Maybe write an illustrated book with realistic goals, options, expectations and "costs"...The Down and Dirty Retriever
