we were victimized!!

[LostBoy]

Back in the day when most people burned wood for a main source of heat some guys from the football team, well almost all of us actually, moved the principles wood pile from his back door and made the neatest looking stack about 300 yards from his house. We did it fire line style one piece at a time about 2-3 cords I guess.

[dukmisr2005]

if they have an upstairs, lead a cow up there and tie it off.. only to get her down is drag her, dead or transquilized.. saw this done at a high school to the fourth floor.. she made quite a mess too...

the powdered milk is a good one too.. as for as writing in the yard.. salt will out last the diesel.. if they got a sprinkler system.. reprogram to come on at the same time they normally leave for work..

[jtdumallard]

[quote="dukmisr2005"]if they have an upstairs, lead a cow up there and tie it off.. only to get her down is drag her, dead or transquilized.. saw this done at a high school to the fourth floor.. she made quite a mess too...quote]


PLEASE video this if you do it.

[mdc153]

If they have flower beds, plant kudzu. As for the bumper sticker, I would go with "gay and pround" on the back passenger side. Campaign signs are plentiful, stake the yard with them...you may get some stares taking all of the signs though. If you can get in the house, take all of their underwear and toilet paper.

[DuckDeke]

only time our doors are locked is when we're inside at night.....I live in the country far far away from jafrica.....nonswimmers are few and far between...


I don't even know where the key is


where I live, if they come to rob me, locking the door is just gonna make my have to buy another one of those expensive glass doors...don't break it out, just walk on in!!

different part of the state!

keep the suggertions coming

Seems to be the way things work out there for sure. We were home this weekend. We thought all of the "decoration" was a nice touch to the usual county scenery Glad to see ya'll are keeping things lively. Be safe and have fun...

[msudawg8087]

if they have an upstairs, lead a cow up there and tie it off.. only to get her down is drag her, dead or transquilized.. saw this done at a high school to the fourth floor.. she made quite a mess too...quote]


PLEASE video this if you do it.

I wanna see video of anything they do... should be good!

[Blackduck]

first you invite his wife/girlfriend over for drinks...........


I'm not sayin just sayin

[mfalkner]

Cheap fruit loops all over the yard. If they get wet you cant pick em up, then they turn the ground multicolored.

Drop a few turnip seeds or rutabega seeds around the yard. As they grow, he'll just mow the tops down but the roots keep on growing. Then next year, they rot and leave a hole the size of your head in his yard.....

[duckkiller]

through a bunch of rye grass in the yard, go w/ a strong rate and it will get tall, thick and they will be mowing it all winter

[H20fowlkiller]

is it homecoming week or something? man i remember those days i never kept my truck at the same house as the night before during homecoming and would just let the tp pile up in the trees over the week and set fire to them once it was over

[GrizwalD]

hey if you can find one of those veryyyyy long zip ties crawl under their vehicle and strap it to the drive shaft... when they get going its gonna sound like all hell is breaking loose....or if you can get inside the car to pop the hood take one of the spark plug wires loose and just let it sit like its connected but not really be connected

[adame]

get all purpose flour and completely dust the cars, do it at night when it gets cold like frosty cold and it will stick to anything and its a pain to get off. its amazing what you can get under a spare tire

[4dawgma]

hey if you can find one of those veryyyyy long zip ties crawl under their vehicle and strap it to the drive shaft... when they get going its gonna sound like all hell is breaking loose

thats funny as ell ROTFLMAO i just had to do it to one of our dump trucks i can't wait til tomorrow it'll drive the mechanic nuts!

[ufgators68]

If they have flower beds, plant kudzu. As for the bumper sticker, I would go with "gay and pround" on the back passenger side. Campaign signs are plentiful, stake the yard with them...you may get some stares taking all of the signs though. If you can get in the house, take all of their underwear and toilet paper.

That's just cruel and probably would result in an arsewhoopin'.

[olemissduckhunter]

unscrew his shower head and drop one or more (depending on size) beef boulioun cubes in it...the water will disiolve the cube and your buddy will smell like beef broth for a week or more.....best thing is...he will never even think about looking there....