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Posted: **Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:53 pm**

"You can sleep when you're dead."

"F--- this, I'm goin deer huntin."

"Did you shoot???"

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:42 am**

unanimously the whole blind all at once says "who shot the hen" then they all look at me because im the youngest of the group! i just give them they are too old and need glasses routine!

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:18 am**

Buddy: Hey, is that a woody?

Me: No, I have shells in my pocket.

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:39 am**

driveby Posted: 28 Jan 2008 15:18 Post subject:

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Buddy: Hey, is that a woody?

Me: No, I have shells in my pocket.

GREAT!!!!!!!!love the quick wit

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:41 am**

I can hear that now jelly!! Did poon give ya the baby bull and daddy bull this year. Me and sprig had to call and get via cell phone one mornin when it was slow

Classic!!

I guess a couple here would be

"see you boys on campus" -- bull sprig

and pretty much everything the taint did one morning hunting out of the layout blinds-- he was killing me :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:44 am**

no fly zone wrote:I can hear that now jelly!! Did poon give ya the baby bull and daddy bull this year. Me and sprig had to call and get via cell phone one mornin when it was slow Classic!!

you know he loves that one... Most of his jokes are pretty goofy. no offense Poon...

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:27 am**

nothing beats these two...

Man I had to chit so bad i nutted on myself!! :lol:

Your married and use condoms??...Hell ya man my chit is potent :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:42 am**

Crackhead said: "Hey Jeff try this Youkon Jack....... " Jeff's response" Damm that sh11ts so strong you can rub that on a cats booty and he could out run a motorcycle!!!" His next comment was about the bottle saying canadian liquer. "Liguer my butt thats canadian lighter fluid"

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:56 am**

A guy I know that started hunting this year came up to me gleaming.

"I killed 6 ducks yesterday."

I said, "great, what kind?"

"Two Mallards and four pintail." (he was so proud).

I said, "I wouldn't tell that story too many times; the limit on Pintails is 1."

He responds, "that's not right, my friend whose lease it is told me there are no limits on pintails."

"Well your friend is sorely mistaken."

"Well how am I supposed to know what kind of duck it is before I shoot it?"

I rolled my eyes and walked off.

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:28 am**

From my 11 year old Nephew on his first duck hunt.. We were setting up late and the birds were already on the water. The bird got up and flew off and a couple of shots rang out.. he was heard yelling.

"That was AWESOME"

1 Ruddy duck later. He asked "Can we come back next weekend"

and "I think I am a better duck hunter than a deer hunter"

:lol:

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:33 am**

This season I heard a lot of
"I'm hungover"
"Anybody got a BC"
and last "corn dog from Timbo's sounds good"

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:34 am**

My 4 year old said this in the blind this year. (Bust um in the nuts boys!) and I have a friend that has a three legged dog that is a great hunter.My 4 year old also said this, Dad when I grew up I am going to be a three legged dog!

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:56 am**

my favorite with my normal hunting partner is....

OK take them on three... one.... t.BOOM!!!

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:45 pm**

weimhunter wrote:My 4 year old said this in the blind this year. (Bust um in the nuts boys!) and I have a friend that has a three legged dog that is a great hunter.My 4 year old also said this, Dad when I grew up I am going to be a three legged dog!

Like father like son. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jan 28, 2008 1:13 pm**

"Hey, you boys seen them white turkeys out there in that field?"- black mane before church referring to the snows

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