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The things you hear in the duck blind
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jdbuckshot
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unanimously the whole blind all at once says "who shot the hen" then they all look at me because im the youngest of the group! i just give them they are too old and need glasses routine!
"The rich ..... who are content to buy what they have not the desire to get by their own exertions, These are the real enemies of Game."
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no fly zone
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I can hear that now jelly!! Did poon give ya the baby bull and daddy bull this year. Me and sprig had to call and get via cell phone one mornin when it was slow 
Classic!!
I guess a couple here would be
"see you boys on campus" -- bull sprig
and pretty much everything the taint did one morning hunting out of the layout blinds-- he was killing me
Classic!!
I guess a couple here would be
"see you boys on campus" -- bull sprig
and pretty much everything the taint did one morning hunting out of the layout blinds-- he was killing me
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Jelly
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no fly zone wrote:I can hear that now jelly!! Did poon give ya the baby bull and daddy bull this year. Me and sprig had to call and get via cell phone one mornin when it was slow
you know he loves that one... Most of his jokes are pretty goofy. no offense Poon...
Why is my mouth so dry this morning, when I drank so much last night?
Crackhead said: "Hey Jeff try this Youkon Jack....... " Jeff's response" Damm that sh11ts so strong you can rub that on a cats booty and he could out run a motorcycle!!!" His next comment was about the bottle saying canadian liquer. "Liguer my butt thats canadian lighter fluid"
When it come's to duck calling and duck killing its the indian not the arrow!
A guy I know that started hunting this year came up to me gleaming.
"I killed 6 ducks yesterday."
I said, "great, what kind?"
"Two Mallards and four pintail." (he was so proud).
I said, "I wouldn't tell that story too many times; the limit on Pintails is 1."
He responds, "that's not right, my friend whose lease it is told me there are no limits on pintails."
"Well your friend is sorely mistaken."
"Well how am I supposed to know what kind of duck it is before I shoot it?"
I rolled my eyes and walked off.
"I killed 6 ducks yesterday."
I said, "great, what kind?"
"Two Mallards and four pintail." (he was so proud).
I said, "I wouldn't tell that story too many times; the limit on Pintails is 1."
He responds, "that's not right, my friend whose lease it is told me there are no limits on pintails."
"Well your friend is sorely mistaken."
"Well how am I supposed to know what kind of duck it is before I shoot it?"
I rolled my eyes and walked off.
"Yea, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg, had to kill it with a shovel. it took about an hour." - Michael Scott
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From my 11 year old Nephew on his first duck hunt.. We were setting up late and the birds were already on the water. The bird got up and flew off and a couple of shots rang out.. he was heard yelling.
"That was AWESOME"
1 Ruddy duck later. He asked "Can we come back next weekend"
and "I think I am a better duck hunter than a deer hunter"
"That was AWESOME"
1 Ruddy duck later. He asked "Can we come back next weekend"
and "I think I am a better duck hunter than a deer hunter"
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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them"
-George Washington
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Jelly
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weimhunter wrote:My 4 year old said this in the blind this year. (Bust um in the nuts boys!) and I have a friend that has a three legged dog that is a great hunter.My 4 year old also said this, Dad when I grew up I am going to be a three legged dog!
Like father like son.
Why is my mouth so dry this morning, when I drank so much last night?
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