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Afternoon chemistry lab one summer, last course before degree. Me and David went to window while our liquids heated. The young teacher from somewhere in Africa had said to be careful about inhaling the fumes. We heard a commotion, he'd run over to turn our burner off, caught a big whiff and puked his guts out in the trash can. Can't remember what we scored on that lab assignment.

Well i was in my sociology class a few weeks ago when my proffesor started making fun of state and how henig through so many touchdowns for us against lsu, needless to say henig was sitting in front of me, ha ha he was pissed and it was hilarious, also the first day of my music appreciation class i walked into class 45 minutes late in a bigger size class room, it got pretty silent then the whole room just started laughing at me.

so here goes... true story...have witnesses around 40 of 'em
I was a grad assistant at state (05-07) and taught intro labs. First day of class in the Fall of 05.... we were doing some simple conversions for a problem, and I was just working along the board asking....
actual quotes swear, i will never forget this as long as i live
"how many inches in a foot" - me
"12!"...some one yelled
"ok now you have to convert hours to minutes to second" - me
"yo i got dis" --him in the back ( i will never give the name)
"Ok, help us out" -me
"well they be 30 seconds in a minute" --him
pause "huh" -me
"yea 30" --him
"one more time...huh " -me
"30" -him
SO I STOP AND STARTED THINKING WTF?? SEROUISLY ...
"can you explain that to all of us please sir" -me
IN FRONT OF 40 college students him says:
"main you know how you play flag football in da yard, well you know you counts 1mississippi 2 mississippi 3 mississippi.....excettra...you know" I KNOD "well they be 30 mississippis in a minute, now if you watch yo tickin hand on dat clock(points to the wall) you will get to 30 mississippis when it come all da way around".... again and he started counting again ...1 mississippi 2 mississippi all the way to 10 mississip"

crickets chirped and i peed on my self alittle for those 10 seconds...the kid was dead serious,and the class burst out laughing after 10 mississippis and the guy keep repeatin

yall try it ....yall try it you see

Him never came back to my class.....

Biology Sophomore Year UTSA. Class of about 250 Students

We were talking about body fluids and there composition. The Professer happened to mention that Semen is 98% sugar.

And I promise on girl raised her hand and asked. "Then why does it taste so salty"

You wouldn't believe guys head could pivot so quickly as they tried to find out which girl asked the question.