Question: To slob or not to Slob?

[judge jb]

i hate litter or any sign of mankind on my area... if you don't believe me you ought to ask my friends at the Quack-Shack.... i keep a broom by the door and like to keep the deck clean as well.... that way i can hunt in my sock feet....haha....

i had a dove shoot opening weekend free for friends and guest... and the only slob was my cousin who threw his bottles and chip sacks in a thicket behind him... so you know who had to go back and clean up after him..... them cans show up after the leaves get off...

judge jb

[dkman]

You built something in the middle of a natural duck pond that requires doors and brooms to keep it humanized, but you dont like to see anything in nature that isn't natural? Isn't that a stinky old shoe? I'd rather see 50 beer cans that will dissapear under next years leaves any day of the week, but I can drink 50 beers and I don't like to sweep.

[judge jb]

dkman, those beer cans may dissapear under a spread of leaves but actually it will take over 80 years for that can to dissolve.... i must have squirrel hunted under your favorite hickory this morn.... do you drink milwaukees best ? thought so..... kinda hard to stalk game with the crush of cans under your feet.....


judge jb

[dkman]

I didn't know beer cans dissolve. In 80 years they will be a foot under the ground from natural rot deposits anyway. Everybody knows you are supposed to drink whiskey when you squirrel hunt because bottles make a lot less noise than cans and they turn back into sand in about 4 million years, unless it's a Boonsfarm bottle which petrifies the bottle just like it does your liver. If I was from Milwaukee I would be insulted by your implication and if I lived 40 years earlier I would be drinking Jax instead of Bud but it's all beer and it all makes you see two times more birds than are really there so whats the difference. Being tipsy while playing with deadly toys is one of lifes most enjoyable pastimes and it certainly is deadly but not as deadly as 4 doctors and 3 attorneys with ironed hunting jackets. To each his own. Many happy broom strokes to you my friend.

[TheDuckSlayer@AU]

haha dkman! well said...

ironed hunting jackets.. ahhahah