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Ted's alright and the king of the one liners.

1. You've got to kill it before you grill it
2. I am a gut pile addict
3. pork chops on the hoof
4. the deliverer of the good chow

Plus - his wife is a babe...best of all, she likes to hunt!

Ted for Pres!

When you are having a bad day, crank some Stranglehold and forget about it!

I'm more of a "Cat Scratch Fever" kind of guy!

Shamane Nugent has got it goin on. That might be what I like about Ted. She is not as hot as Phil Mickelson's lady, but she is bringin it.