Lets see here ---it took 6 current MSU players to subdue one former fighting okra.??

That explains a lot.
I'm hearing through the grapevine that Don' Robert Khayat has secret UM operatives (thats double naught spies for you MSU folk) spread out all over Starkville, just waiting for instructions and an opportunity to set up and entrap poor, innocent, unsuspecting, naive, choir boy MSU athletes, in embarrasing, compromising sitiations for use in an anti-MSU propaganda campaign, with support from its media plants all over the state, and especially deep within the CL. It is a massive, dark, and sinister conspiracy, the likes of which have not been seen since the days of the Jackal and his reign.
So beware MSU athletes ---that bartender serving you drinks at your favorite watering hole, the cashier at the convenience store, the football manager taping your ankle before practice, that girl at the party looking seductively in your direction, the manager of KFC, that mysterious guy who is always at the liquor store, that friendly student who offers you a drink at an off-campus party, your weed supplier, the desk clerk at the Ramada, etc. Who knows. They could all be secret UM operatives. Who can you trust? No one. Watch your backs. You've been warned.