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Ha! It wouldn't seem so hot and humid if you were not doing so many curls! I thought this post was for "older guys" anyway. You keep running those poles up through December and we will find a use for you at Mahannah!

[ March 18, 2002: Message edited by: Meeka ]

Hey Bull, I might be able to get that drive out bast your seven iron with a few more months of workouts. Did AMR tell you about this past weekend? Had a great one down at the hunting camp catching some largemouts and working out with those 12 oz curls. See you in about eight weeks ( if your invited ).

Bull I like your advice about staying in shape but for us married men head banging sex is just out of the question.

12 oz. curls work best for me. [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

My preferred method is to drink lots of beer and all of the sport sex I can talk my wife into!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
JT

I AM IN SHAPE....... {round is a shape?}


judge jb

Greenhead22

Yea, we know you have to do something other than sex, because there ain't no women in STARKPATCH.

Bull, your post just shows that you haven't been to starkville in a couple of years, if not longer.

A lot more than a couple of years. There were too many good ones when I was there. It liked to have killed me trying to chase them all. Notice I said, "chase." That was some good exercise to get you in shape before duck season.

Greenhead, I bet your girlfriend has a bigger truck than you do!!! HA HA HA

HA HA HA, very funny Bull.

Bull - Come on now I have seen some of the women you hang out with. You gonna bring one up to the boil this year and try out the ferry landing again?

No Junior P, I am coming stag. My ole lady can't make it.........but that doesn't mean you can go and set me up with one of those snaggle-toothed mountain women. I just plan on drinkin' beer and fightin'. How's that sound?

Bull, kinda reminds me of a story...

Seems a fella moved up around Oxford and was unpacking the Uhaul when a local fella walks across the road a says, "How'd you like to come to a big party this Saturday over at my house?" The newcomer says, "Well, I guess that would be nice, me being new to the community and all. I'd like to meet some of the folks around here." The local says, "Well, there's probly gonna be some drinkin'!" The newcomer says, "That's alright, I like a drink once and awhile, myself." The local guy says, "Well, there'll probly be some dancin', too." The newcomer replied, "I reckon I can get across the floor good as most folks; that's ok." The local yokel then says, "Now then, there's liable to be some right smart fightin." The newbie smiles and says, "I've had my share of fights; If there's drinking and dancing, some fighting is to be expected. I can hold my own." The local says, "Well, I reckon I better tell you, there's gonna be some sex, too!" The new move-in really gets excited then and says, "You know, I'm liking this place more all the time! Drinking, dancing, fighting, and sex....what time's the party going to start?"

The local good ole boy licks his Ole Miss class ring and polishes it on his double knit pants, smiles, then says, "It don't much matter, it can start most anytime; It's just gonna be me and you!"

The only two things I know of that will keep you in good shape is sex and prunes....................One keep you running and the other keep you sweating. lmao!!!!!!!!!! [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]