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My lines are obviously way more low brow than y'alls.

Dazed and Confused
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” — Wooderson
“Alright, alright, alright!” — Wooderson
“It’d be a lot cooler if you did.” — Wooderson
Imagine how many people out there are f#(k!n' right now man, just goin' at it. — Slater
Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here,..... — Wooderson
What are you looking at? Wipe that face off your head, b!+(h. — Darla

Apocalypse Now
I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Full Metal Jacket
Pretty much anything Gunny says the first half of the movie.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: You best unf#(k yourself or I will unscrew your head and s#!+ down your NECK!

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Bulls#!+. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's @$$ and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think ya' been cheated.

Private Cowboy: Don't s#!+ me, man!
Private Joker: I wouldn't s#!+ you. You're my favorite turd!

Private Joker: How can you shoot women or children?
Door Gunner: Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much!

Super Troopers
Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
all: OOHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Foster: All right meow.

Stoner: I'm freakin' out, man!
Rabbit: You are freaking out... man.

Farva: Car Ram-Rod.

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?

Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.

Mac : Good enough... to f#(k... your mother.

Varsity Blues
Tweeder: "Listen. You give 'em a Percocet, two Vicodin and a couple of beers, and the panties drop. It's very nice."
Billy Bob: A 10... a 10... a f#(k!ng 10!
Billy Bob: Puke and rally!!!!

"Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand." - Cool Hand Luke

"We thought you was a toad!" - O Brother Where Art Thou

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - The Shawshank Redemption

"Heyyyyy, youuuu guys!" - The Goonies

"We ain't go no fences here at Camp 8, we don't need no fences. We got us the gun line." - Life

"Snakes. I hate snakes." - Indiana Jones

Zed's dead. Bruce Willis pulp fiction
Is that a $5 shake?? J travolta pulp fiction
Get my wallet it's the one that says
Bad muthur f*ck*r. Samuel Jackson pulp fiction

Are you not entertained!!!! Maxiumus gladiator
Looking good Billie ray.. Felling good Louis
Trading places 1983
*** we're on a mission from God" blues brothers 1980
Lewboski: Obviously your not a golfer

Zed's dead. Bruce Willis pulp fiction
Is that a $5 shake?? J travolta pulp fiction
Get my wallet it's the one that says
Bad muthur f*ck*r. Samuel Jackson pulp fiction

Are you not entertained!!!! Maxiumus gladiator
Looking good Billie ray.. Felling good Louis
Trading places 1983
*** we're on a mission from God" blues brothers 1980
Lewboski: Obviously your not a golfer

Good thread!

A few from my favorite movie, Shawshank:

WARDEN: "Lord! It's a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind"

CAPTAIN: "What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk"?

ANDY: "All I ask is three beers apiece for each of my co-workers...I think a man workin' outdoors feels more like a man if he can have a bottle of suds. That's only my opinion".

RED: "Rehabilitated? It's just a $#!+ word. So go ahead and stamp your forms, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a $#!+:

from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead, "The dishes are done man"

Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man
"I'd rather be dead and cool than alive and uncool"

Pulp Fiction
"Want some bacon......" That whole scene
"Cool and the Gang"
"All I'm saying is I'm a race car in the red and you shouldn't push a race car in the red......" That whole scene too.

Smokey and Bandit
Buford T. Justice: [to his son] There's no way, *no* way that you came from *my* loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mama in da mouth!


Buford T. Justice: That's an attention-getter.

Bandit: Oh I love your suits. It must have been a bitch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf.

Bull Durham -- the entire movie

Crash: From what I hear, you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a "@#$%#" boat

Crash: Don't think, it only hurts the ball club.

8 Seconds

Tuff: Cowboy Up


Old Yeller

Arliss Coates: Why did you shoot Rosemary?
Travis Coates: She was sick.
Arliss Coates: Well, you were sick. How come we didn't shoot you?
Travis Coates: That was different.

Where the Red Fern Grows
“After the last shovel of dirt was patted in place, I sat down and let my mind drift back through the years. I thought of the old K. C. Baking Powder can, and the first time I saw my pups in the box at the depot. I thought of the fifty dollars, the nickels and dimes, and the fishermen and blackberry patches.

I looked at his grave and, with tears in my eyes, I voiced these words: "You were worth it, old friend, and a thousand times over.”
― Wilson Rawls, Where the Red Fern Grows

There are plenty from the movie 300 as well that rank up there.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it." -Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Lonesome Dove (Best movie ever)

Gus It aint dying I'm talking about its living.


Gus A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke doesn't want one bad enough.

Thank you Adrian, for got Smokey and the Bandit.

Buford T. Justice: Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.

Junior: My hat blew off, daddy.
Buford T. Justice: I hope your "GOSH DARNIT" head was in it.

Sheriff Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not germane to the situation.
Buford T. Justice: The "GOSH DARNIT" Germans got nothin' to do with it!

Bandit: Hold on, Now just wait a minute - just what do you need all that beer for anyway?
Little Enos: Because he's thirsty, dummy!

Buford T. Justice: Nobody, and I mean NOBODY makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker.
Junior: Except for that...
Buford T. Justice: Shut your @$$.

Buford T. Justice: One s#!+ at a time!

Buford T. Justice: [shouting out of a restaurant to Junior waiting in the car] You want something?
Junior: Hushpuppies, Daddy!
Buford T. Justice: We got no time for that crap!

John Wayne in The Cowboys "On my worst day I can still beat the hell out of you'

Friday

2. Smokey [to Craig]: “"GOSH DARNIT"! You’ve got to be one stupid mothersucker to get fired on your day off.”
3. Craig: “We ain’t got no sugar.”
Smokey: “No sugar? Damn. Y’all ain’t never got two things that match. Either y’all got Kool-aid, no sugar. Peanut butter, no jelly. Ham, no burger. Daaamn.”
8. Smokey’s mom: “Smokey, get me some cigarettes.”
Smokey: “Well, give me some money.”
[Smokey’s mom gives him a dollar]
Smokey: “Wait, this ain’t enough.”
Smokey’s mom: “Make it enough.”
11. Felisha [After asking Smokey to borrow his car & a joint but getting told to go away]: “Craig”
Craig: “Bye Felisha”


Green mile

Hal: Percy. Something to say?
Percy Wetmore: I didn't know the sponge was supposed to be wet.
Hal: How many years you spend pissing on a toilet seat before someone told you to put it up?
Paul Edgecomb: Percy f**ked up, Hal, pure and simple.
Hal: Is that your official position?
Paul Edgecomb: Don't you think it should be?

Paul Edgecomb: Men under strain can snap. Hurt themselves. Hurt others. That's why our job is talking, not yelling. You'll do better to think of this place like an intensive care ward in a hospital.
Percy Wetmore: I think of it as a bucket of piss to drown rats in. That's all. Anybody doesn't like it can kiss my ass.

Paul Edgecomb: I've done some things in my life I'm not proud of, but this is the first time I've ever felt in real danger of hell.

Brutus "Brutal" Howell: Arlen Bitterbuck, you have been condemned to die by a jury of your peers, sentence imposed by a judge in good standing in this state. Do you have anything to say before the sentence is carried out?
Toot-Toot: Yeah! I want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the taters, I want to s**t in your hat, and I got to have Mae West sit on my face, because I am one horny m**********r!

Paul Edgecomb: What do you want me to do John? You want me to let you run out of here, see how far you can get?
John Coffey: Why would you do such a foolish thing?
Paul Edgecomb: On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job?

Lonesome dove

"Gus McCrae: A man who wouldn't cheat for a poke don't want one bad enough.
" — Author Unknown
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"[Gus refuses to have his leg amputated knowing he will die if he doesn't]
Woodrow Call: What do you want legs for anyway? You don't like to do nothing but sit on the porch and drink whiskey!
Gus McCrae: I like to kick a pig every once in a while. How would I do that?
" — Author Unknown
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"Clara Allen: [referring to Newt] Did you give that boy your name before you left Montana?
Woodrow Call: I gave him my horse.
Clara Allen: [scornfully] But not your name.
Woodrow Call: I value the horse more than my name.
" — Author Unknown
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"Gus McCrae: It's an accident she is even on this trip.
Clara Allen: I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls." — Author Unknown
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"Woodrow Call: How do I know you won't start missin' your wife after about five miles and decide to quit?
Po Campo: My wife is in hell; where I sent her.
" — Author Unknown
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Nathan Arizona Sr.: If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its booty a- hoppin'. Look, it is exactly 8:45 in the PM. I'll be down at that store in exactly 12 hours to kick me some butt. Or my name ain't Nathan Arizona!

FBI Agent: Sir, we discovered you were born Nathan Huffheins.
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Yeah, I changed my name. What of it?
FBI Agent: Can you give us an indication why?
Nathan Arizona Sr.: Would you shop at a store called Unpainted Huffheins?

H.I.: Sometimes it's a hard world for small things.

Gale: Anyone found bipedal in five wears his booty for a hat!

Evelle: Gale? Um, Junior just had a - an accident.
Gale: What's that, pardner?
Evelle: He had hisself a little ol' accident.
Gale: What do you mean? He looks okay.
Evelle: No. You see, moving though we are, he just went and had hisself a little ol' rest stop.
Gale: [sniffs the air] Well, that's natural.

Payroll Cashier: Gubmint do take a bite, don't she?

et al, et al