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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:05 pm
by the doctor
World's longest foot is 27 inches.
the doc
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:16 pm
by RIP EM
I saw Superman let a hail of bullets, bounce of his chest,....yet when the bad guy threw the empty gun at him,......he ducked !
Rip Em !
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:23 pm
by RIP EM
I saw a very, very, beautiful woman ask Webfoot,... "don't you remember me", the other night at the MSDucks meeting,...... and he said,....
NO !
THEY AIN'T NO WAY,........NO WAY !,......THAT BOY IS FROM "MY" LOIN !!!
He musta made a nice recovery,..... they dissapeared for a while !
Rip Em !
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:26 pm
by QUACKERS
75% of wild birds die before they are 6 months old.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:27 pm
by QUACKERS
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle - a group of geese in the air is a skein.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 2:31 pm
by QUACKERS
The very first bomb that the Allies dropped on Berlin in World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:54 pm
by hillhunter
Elephants are pregnant for 22 months.
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:20 pm
by crow
If I had a microwave fireplace, could I sit by the fire all night long in 15 minutes?
Where does your lap go when you stand up?
Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:54 pm
by Dutch Dog
a pig's orgasm lasts up to 30 minutes...It's not the quantity that matters its the quality...hehehe
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:34 am
by feedcall
North Mississippi is ten miles east of West.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:38 am
by webfoot
Guy Bush, of Tupelo, was one of the most valuable players with the Chicago Cubs. He was on the 1929 World Series team and Babe Ruth hit his last home run off a ball pitched by Bush.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:51 am
by Don Miller
Ole Miss will not have enough criminals, I mean players, to field a team this season.

Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 9:57 am
by chopper30
Bees and Dogs can smell fear.
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:07 am
by tunica
Then size DOES NOT matter cause none of those girls can count
Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 10:11 am
by chopper30
Did that soroity study say anything about the 3rd element....THE CHOPPER?