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If I was your pop, this is what I'd say

Dear God I am hurting from laughing so hard

How much more insanity can we handle? lol

Where is this turd? He needs to say something about all this crap.

Man i lost my virginity in 10 grade... aint found it yet. If anyone see it, let me know. My wife would like for me to get it back. travis

goosebruce wrote:Man i lost my virginity in 10 grade... aint found it yet. If anyone see it, let me know. My wife would like for me to get it back. travis

Trav, I have already told you the goat don't count...

tobydawg wrote:Has ol one shat payne given up the internet boat search? Still waitin on explanation of how that name came about...

I'm sure the name came from him losing his shells. Only had one left in his old coat pocket.

teul2 wrote:Now go to your class at MSU (yes, i know where u are), and get a job so you can pay your daddy back.

ha! 130.18. give it away???

cough.....


cough cough......

don't feel bad one shot...

i done lost two lay down blinds out of da back of the truck... one on i-55 about the madison exit.. it got squished by an 18wheeler.. the other blew out on hwy 49 near presidential hills here in nigkston i mean jackson.. i found it a short time later but some homeless dude had claimed it as his new humble abode....


schit happens....

keep on huntin...

I don't even know what to say!

Dear One Nutt Payne,

I am so sorry we have all been laughing at you. I know sh&t happens when you are hunting as I myself had my four-wheeler fall off the trailer last year at 55 mph. Only difference is I noticed it after a mile and went back and picked it up. Also it was in the the afternoon and I had Bud riding with me.

I sure hope you have success in finding your boat, decoys, blind bags and pickled eggs. In closing can you please share with us what part of the delta you hunt so we stay the he!! away from you this year.

P.S. Tell Bubba Nutmeg says hi.

I think ol one shot has gone back to his daddy crying saying everybody is picking on him....maybe he will have some sympathy now

Might wanna get a new name on here One Shot. I don't think you will be able to show your face around here anymore without catchin hell

as giving and generous as we all are, why don't we all donate a decoy to the "Decoys for Payne Foundation", you know to help offset the cost of the kid's poor father.