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Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:03 pm
by 4dawgma
"When I get back to Texas, I'm gonna punch yo momma right in the mouth."
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:18 pm
by Bullet
Im so hungry I could eat the booty end of a menstruating buffalo
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:32 pm
by deltadukman
She looks like she could kickstart a D-9 Cat.
(Spoken about a very Brawny, Dike-ish woman)
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:40 pm
by Gumbo
serious as a heart attack
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 1:54 pm
by mudsucker
Funny as a rubber crutch.
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:54 pm
by duckchur1
serious as d*ck cancer
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:48 am
by cwink
slicker than owl *&^*
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:27 am
by waterbug
He went to bed at Two with a Ten, woke up at 10 with a 2. (must use cajun accent when said)
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:07 am
by quakwacker
He's so lucky he could $#!+ in a swinging pepsi bottle.
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:53 pm
by Warren
fuller than a tick on a tampoon
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 8:35 am
by duckhunterdoc
crazy as a road lizard
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 9:55 am
by regishay
quakwacker wrote:He's so lucky he could *!@#@* in a swinging pepsi bottle.
Ive heard it always as,
He could $#!+ in a swinging jug.
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:08 am
by duckbuster330
F#$%*d Up like a new guinea witch doctor.
he/she is about as good as a wheelbarrow with a flat tire.
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:33 am
by GET-N-RITE
I could sheet through a minner net.
I rather jack off with a jersey glove matted in cuckle burrs than ______
He is a jacked off bird dog
Re: Good Sayings
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 3:01 pm
by mudsucker
I am with the Corps of Engineers(or govt.) and am here to help!