Different kinds of Ms Duck.com Duckhunters?

[Seymore]

$75K RN salary is very real. My wife could be pulling that down at North Mississsippi Med Center working ER at night if she so chose. Some RNs in this are will go work ER in Memphis for a weekend and make what they make in a week here.

The crack about wiping somebody's rear end just shows how out of touch one is with what goes on.

[bustsumducks]

I probably won't read it until the end of January b/c I'm hunting and not on this site talking about hunting.

Good one man!!!!!!!! You showed us!!!!!!!!

[Faithful Retrievers]

Did I miss something? My computer didn't show where this was required reading.

[goosebruce]

are you kidding? this is as good a read as on the net right about now! travis

[SoftCall]

I am in stitches man...stitches! This is some funny stuff....all nine pages

keep truckin' on.....

[BR549]

Hey you aint seen nothing yet! Swamprooter's jus tdoing a little backgroud research before the last spade gets called a spade! You know got to get it right the first time for all the kneebooters on here!

[mudsucker]

K-FED. IS THAT YOU?

[SWAG]

Suprisingly some people can hunt and still visit this site. They do not have to drive to duck camp. They can sleep in their own bed everynight. In the days of great technology like we have it, to think someone is hunting so hard that they are not able to get on a computer some time during the day is hilarious. Real Daniel Boone and Davy Crockets out there.

[Red the CBR]

Just doing a little stereotyping here but its seems somewhat clear to me being a newbie on here, there could be 2 distinct type duck hunters on here but maybe more but...Heres my figurings

#1 Decal Donnie Joe

Tinted Z71 windows with 4 diferent hunting related decals on back windshield, just a damn Robo Duck mechanic jack of All trades, center console full of extra MoJo parts and mismatched batteries, believes he made someheadway with the DU girl selling raffle ticket the other night. Says his call doesn't sound just right because he dips, so he buys 3 more spinners. hunts a little public land for timber but has a "pit" blind lease in the Delta he thinks hes paid up on. Got a meat dog thats chocolate and will whoop a man's booty if they tell him chocs are inferior. Can knock the booty end out of a Miller Lite and wears a pair of dark Oakleys always. Good ole boy who believes he just might catch a break and have his on TV show on versus one day. Can start up an ole high school football story quicker than a cat can lick his butt.....

and has a $10,000 boat and a $1,200 shotgun and lives in a trailer.. ..

[qckmstr]

K-FED. IS THAT YOU?

now thats sum funny chit ...LMAO...mudsucker... you booty will be on the burner come morning... heck i can't wait..

[RIP EM]

where is Benny when we need him ?

Rip Em !

[bodeen]

I probably won't read it until the end of January b/c I'm hunting and not on this site talking about hunting.

Good one man!!!!!!!! You showed us!!!!!!!!

That is so funny.

[tombstone]

#3 John William Lawlyer.......North Metro......Torts Lawyer.. John William loves duck hunting and scotch. Truth is he is not too good at either one. John William is an equity owner in "Whispering Wings" Waterfowl LLC. near Crowder. John William has got the gear and he is not ashamed to pull it behind the Land Cruiser with 2 Ole Miss Loyality stickers one front and one on back. Barbour,Filson or anything waxed is attire of choice. He especialy is fond of the 4" brim Filson he wears safari style. But lately he complains of a rank smell from the lid, unaware his friend JC has deployed Tinks 69 in the headband. John William has a nice looking English black lab that he named...................you guessed it!!!.....................Rebel!......A typical morning timber hunt with John William and Rebel is one that will stay with you longer than a Doe's hot tamale. You can just close your eyes and still hear.....John William's scotch laden horse voice................Rebel....HERE!!!....................REBEL................HERE......................NO!.........NO!......REBEL..HERE....NO...........................REBEL,HERE,NO.............sorry guys, he never does this...............COME HERE DAMN'IT....................."hey guys, keep hunting, the ducks just think he's a beaver"............"Oh here he comes."......."GOOD boy REbel...yeah..Good BOY......Thats my BOY...yeah, you Daddy's Little boy..treat? treat?....yeah yeah yeah".....this talk goes on for several minutes...........................................John William reaches in his pocket and hands Rebel a cold sausage and biscuit that the oldest member, 79 year old Mr. Scruggins ...the original land owner,, would have enjoyed hot 2 hours ago at camp but John William snatched the last one up for the pouch............This will be John William's last duck this year. He has to have some minor rotor cuff surgury next week. Seems that years of throwing empty hulls to help Rebel mark a 30 yard belly up floater has taken it's toll. Although he would disagree and say it's from an old football inqury he got playing at Jackson Prep..... John William has his crap packed up neat as a pin by 9:01 sunday and will be grinding gravel as he heads back to North North Jackson. But before he leaves he slips some comments to other equity members at the plucking shack who did kill ducks, like these......"Yep, They are all still locked up in Mo and Iowa"...."I have a client up there that has a big spread and keeps begging me to come".."can't do it."......"Ya'll probably need to go ahead and put another board in the Lower Twist culvert. I beleive we need at least waist deep water in this timber to wade in"........"The "Lodge" looked clean this weekend,good job everybody" "hey Rebel did alright didn't he?"...then he whispers to Royce real low...."who was that "illegitimate child" from Indianola with that rusty o/u that called in all those ducks for ya'll?"....."Hey everybody I'm out of here...Hammer Time! Hammer Time..we smoked them didn't we!....Ya'll don't F!@# with my bed now!!!"..........John William hasn't put Whispering Wings very far in his rear view when ole man Scruggins walks over and takes a leak all over John William's lay down blind.....................#4 Chee-Boy the Destroyer..yells out......Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't think you can top this one swamprooter. Your description is absolutely perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaMak84]

I wonder if after reading a fiction story at duck camp on the futon ,dbarnes emails the author on his wireless computer to voice his disgust in the profile of one of the author's fictionial characters?

So far I don't think any of this could be found in the fiction category. Looks more like reference material to me.

[qckmstr]

#3 John William Lawlyer.......North Metro......Torts Lawyer.. John William loves duck hunting and scotch. Truth is he is not too good at either one. John William is an equity owner in "Whispering Wings" Waterfowl LLC. near Crowder. John William has got the gear and he is not ashamed to pull it behind the Land Cruiser with 2 Ole Miss Loyality stickers one front and one on back. Barbour,Filson or anything waxed is attire of choice. He especialy is fond of the 4" brim Filson he wears safari style. But lately he complains of a rank smell from the lid, unaware his friend JC has deployed Tinks 69 in the headband. John William has a nice looking English black lab that he named...................you guessed it!!!.....................Rebel!......A typical morning timber hunt with John William and Rebel is one that will stay with you longer than a Doe's hot tamale. You can just close your eyes and still hear.....John William's scotch laden horse voice................Rebel....HERE!!!....................REBEL................HERE......................NO!.........NO!......REBEL..HERE....NO...........................REBEL,HERE,NO.............sorry guys, he never does this...............COME HERE DAMN'IT....................."hey guys, keep hunting, the ducks just think he's a beaver"............"Oh here he comes."......."GOOD boy REbel...yeah..Good BOY......Thats my BOY...yeah, you Daddy's Little boy..treat? treat?....yeah yeah yeah".....this talk goes on for several minutes...........................................John William reaches in his pocket and hands Rebel a cold sausage and biscuit that the oldest member, 79 year old Mr. Scruggins ...the original land owner,, would have enjoyed hot 2 hours ago at camp but John William snatched the last one up for the pouch............This will be John William's last duck this year. He has to have some minor rotor cuff surgury next week. Seems that years of throwing empty hulls to help Rebel mark a 30 yard belly up floater has taken it's toll. Although he would disagree and say it's from an old football inqury he got playing at Jackson Prep..... John William has his crap packed up neat as a pin by 9:01 sunday and will be grinding gravel as he heads back to North North Jackson. But before he leaves he slips some comments to other equity members at the plucking shack who did kill ducks, like these......"Yep, They are all still locked up in Mo and Iowa"...."I have a client up there that has a big spread and keeps begging me to come".."can't do it."......"Ya'll probably need to go ahead and put another board in the Lower Twist culvert. I beleive we need at least waist deep water in this timber to wade in"........"The "Lodge" looked clean this weekend,good job everybody" "hey Rebel did alright didn't he?"...then he whispers to Royce real low...."who was that "illegitimate child" from Indianola with that rusty o/u that called in all those ducks for ya'll?"....."Hey everybody I'm out of here...Hammer Time! Hammer Time..we smoked them didn't we!....Ya'll don't F!@# with my bed now!!!"..........John William hasn't put Whispering Wings very far in his rear view when ole man Scruggins walks over and takes a leak all over John William's lay down blind.....................#4 Chee-Boy the Destroyer..yells out......Breakfast!!!!!!!!!!!

no doubt ... you've hunted in some of the same places i have.. that describes a couple of folks i used to hunt with to a "T" funny chit