Alabama Fan Teabagger Turns Himself In

[eSJay]

There's plain ole stupid, then there's "updyke stupid"
guess where this one falls?
Bet ole harvey is dancin right now that the crimson tea-bagger has taken some of the spotlight off him for the moment anyway.

The updykes (AKA gumps) will talk about how isolated and uncharacteristic this is, condem this, and then give this nut tickets to every Alabama game, get pictures made with him, try to get some book deal for him, etc. Bunch of Idots!!!!!!
tuchdattangfo

[webbmaster]

Dead trees and abused LSU fans.

#winning

[Drakeshead]

So, if this guy DOES go to jail, will we have to have a recount on the MV thread due to "hanging teabags"? I assume this would be a MV for LSU.

[mudsucker]

So, if this guy DOES go to jail, will we have to have a recount on the MV thread due to "hanging teabags"? I assume this would be a MV for LSU.

DA VOTE WAS RIGGED, SAH!(SAID IN BEST UNCLE TOM VOICE)

[RIPPY]

That dude was enjoying that way to much, he may have opened the closet door!!!

[eSJay]

That dude was enjoying that way to much, he may have opened the closet door!!!

dude should have left that lil package in the closet!
to do this knowing that things go viral so quickly these days is stupid enough, but to pull out a 2 1/2 incher is beyond stupid!
RMFT
http://deadspin.com/5876249/an-alabama- ... =trolltide

[webbmaster]

You just sized up the dudes package. Sounds like you are enjoying that video in several different ways.

[deltadukman]

I like the fact that all the gumps are taking pictures and posing with a guy thats passed out like its something new. They obviously must not have ever attended a "good" party, or, at minimum, haven't ever been to New Orleans, much less that Krystals at the end of Bourbon.

Sad deal that the ole girl in the beginning didnt show off her cans, her brother might have gotten jealous.

Apparently acting like you've never left the trailer park, cell phones on hips, and general douchebaggery are all traits of the gump culture. Rwhole Tahd!

[lilwhitelie]

WOW.... Sexual assault and obscenity charges!!!!!!!! He posted 10,000 dollar bond. Wonder if he will ask for a jury trial????? This will follow him FOREVER. Sad that he will be labeled a sex offender on all job resumes if convicted. Alabama will be the only place he could get a job. Funny I think he was a manager at DICKS Sporting goods!!!!

[MSDawg870]

Don't know if that feller ordered a sackful but thats what he got. Rimshot

Roll tide rammer jammer and all that other schit

[webbmaster]

I like the fact that all the gumps are taking pictures and posing with a guy thats passed out like its something new. They obviously must not have ever attended a "good" party, or, at minimum, haven't ever been to New Orleans, much less that Krystals at the end of Bourbon.

Sad deal that the ole girl in the beginning didnt show off her cans, her brother might have gotten jealous.

Apparently acting like you've never left the trailer park, cell phones on hips, and general douchebaggery are all traits of the gump culture. Rwhole Tahd!

You nailed it.

Bravo!!!

[ScottyLee]

WOW.... Sexual assault and obscenity charges!!!!!!!! He posted 10,000 dollar bond. Wonder if he will ask for a jury trial????? This will follow him FOREVER. Sad that he will be labeled a sex offender on all job resumes if convicted. Alabama will be the only place he could get a job. Funny I think he was a manager at DICKS Sporting goods!!!!

try District Manager for Hibbett Sports... company car. trips. nice salary with great bonus structure etc... threw it all away.

[mudsucker]

Sat. evening I went to the Office Depot in Brandon/Pearl area to pick up 2011 Turbo tax. There is a Hibbett Sports in the same strip mall so I got the bright idea to walk in there after I came out of OD. I entered and looked around until one of the clerks came over to ask if he could, "help me". I told him,"I am an LSU fan and have SEEN what kind of help a Hibbett's employee will give to an LSU fan so, NO THANK YOU." I then headed for the door as the guy looked dumbfounded!

[donia]

.... I then headed for the door as the guy looked dumbfounded!

and unless he mentioned it to someone and they explained it to him.... he's probably still dumbfounded ...poor guy didn't have a clue what hit him, especially if the guy wasn't his district manager. i'd have never had a clue about it, had i not seen it on here.

[camlock]

Sat. evening I went to the Office Depot in Brandon/Pearl area to pick up 2011 Turbo tax. There is a Hibbett Sports in the same strip mall so I got the bright idea to walk in there after I came out of OD. I entered and looked around until one of the clerks came over to ask if he could, "help me". I told him,"I am an LSU fan and have SEEN what kind of help a Hibbett's employee will give to an LSU fan so, NO THANK YOU." I then headed for the door as the guy looked dumbfounded!

smooth