Man Rules

[1010]

Sharpen blades on mower.
Replace belts on anything that you drive.
re-string weedeater in less than 10 min.
Teach your wife to change/clean all the filters/bags on vacum.
Not run the fn car on empty.
Replace the batteries in the kids toys without turning them the wrong way.
Don't give the dang furniture away(couch & my chair) to the baby sitter and buy some crap couch that your shoulders hang off the side and chair that wont lay back. I'm Still getting over this.
Tell the mother inlaw to go home before you get home.
Fry chicken and cook anything on the grill.
Explain things to your little girl and she get what you are saying.
Teach son not to bird dog so much at the pool.
Give kids lots of hugs and I love u.

[Preachaman]

Be able to make friends, so you don't have to get on a public forum and ask silly questions about basic hunting and fishing stuff...

[flyhi2]

Be able to live on less money than you make.

[4dawgma]

Clear a 2 foot bong without choking

[donia]

Clear a 2 foot bong without choking

oooh, you mean have an iron lung! ......ear!

[Roughneck33]

Keep God first.
Be able to get up for work without having somebody get you up
same with hunting^
Dont drive your four wheeler almost to the stand, walk the last 500 yards or more without being a wuss.
Clean your own deer or other game
Dont get drunk and act stupid, a man should keep his composure at all times
dont start crap, but dang well finish it when needed.
Keep ya duties at home up to snuff before tending to other activities.
Keep enough cash on you so you wont have to borrow
If you have a dipping smoking habit, make sure you can afford it. Dont expect me to buy you a can while im getting me one in the store.
Offer gas money on a hunting trip and dont keep it only after I refuse to except no less than twice.
Dont blame others for your short comings, take responsibility.
Make sure your wife and kids dress better than you. Nothing worse than a man with $200.00 boots and his kids shoes look like they 5 years old.

All in all, Keep God first then family, then your dog then if theres a little left over...buy yourself a can of snuff, and a good bottle of whiskey and shut up and be happy.

[chs36]

1. be yourself at all times. don't be a people pleaser and play 2 fiddles.. stick with one. if a crowd dont accept you for you.. you dont belong there.. it will only lead to conflict.

2. help folks out. even if they aren't your favorite person. sometimes it'll help you realize that person ain't as bad as you first thought. always help folks less fortunant than yourself.. this goes for hunting/fishing too.. it's great to see someone have a successful outdoor experience.

3. listen.. don't try to talk about subjects you know you know nothing about. just listen and learn.. maybe even ask a question or two.. remember if you are talking here/say... everyone else knows you are too..

4. speak only from experience.. no one cares to hear about a friend of a friend of a friend BS. go no further than 1 generation of friends.

5. don't 1 up someone more than once.. aint nothing worse than a 1 upper that 1 ups everyones stories all night.. (if you don't understand this you're probably that guy) *also refer to #4

6. if you kill it.. clean it.. dont come hunting with me and kill a limit of something and think you're doing me a favor by giving me your kill.. i've already got mine.. want to do someone a favor.. give them your kill cleaned!! AND DONT shoot a pig and cut the backstraps out and leave the rest.

7. never get offended when a man give you his opinion when you asked for it.

8. dont be touchy feely. keep your dang hands to yourself. you can talk to a man without getting in his face and touching him .(that comes from working with a man that the longer he talks the closer he gets and he feels the need to slap you on the back during every conversation)

9.don't be a freeloader. pay your way. don't expect everyone to tote your weight.

10. dont sit around waiting on someone to ask you to go hunting/fishing. ain't nothing wrong with going alone. you learn more and hunt better by yourself.

11. dont drink and hunt.. either drink or hunt.. it's nothing worse than a bunch of pricks coming to camp to have a weekend tommy topper. if you want to go somewhere to drink and be annoying.. go to a bar. you'll fit right in.

12. if women/children are around.. be a man and respect them.. if you dont want to.. then better hope it aint none of mine !


thats a few that i recommend

[MSDawg870]

Drive a nail, straight without sounding like a woodpecker

[kb7722]

Drive a nail, straight without sounding like a woodpecker

Which would include know the proper way to hold the hammer... not all choked up on it like a girl.