For all you "Camp Doctors" w/remedies

[Roach]

I went to the camp this weekend to plant food plots. Now let me tell you the truth. I sit behind a desk all day. Excercise is not in my life style.
Well I get out there and find out that we added a few new plots. Roughly 50 acres total to be planted.
I jumped on the big tractor, 105 hp w/cab and air...not bad at all for the first couple hours getting the dirt ready. Then the fun began. I demoted myself to a 50 hp Kubota (Kubota means "rough ride" in some foreign language). Bounced my rear on that seat for eight hours. When I finally got off, I had the worst case of monkey butt you could imagine.
Now for the remedy. NOTE TO SELF; never forget to have a tube of BOUDEAUX'S BUTT PASTE with you if you ever get in this position. I would have paid a $100 for it. Lucky for me one of the other members had a fresh tube that he let me use. He wouldn't take it back because he was afraid of "double dipping".
Ture story!

[redneckway]

Goldbond powder in the yellow can, dont and i mean DONT get the blue one, wash real good in the shower, lay down on the bed after its good and dry and put a good bit on, it will burn real good for a few min but the next morning you will fine

[Dux Be Us]

Chapstick...NON menthol

A kids blow up ring for the swimming pool makes a GREAT booty gasket....Good Luck

[Wildfowler]

NOTE TO SELF; never forget to have a tube of BOUDEAUX'S BUTT PASTE with you if you ever get in this position.

Good old fashion Desitin diaper rash cream has much higher percentage of zinc oxide than Boudeaux's does. I kept having to re-apply Boudeaux's while helping Hambone gut his cabin after the MS River flooded this summer. This really cut into my productivity too.

Desitin is much more creamy and soothing plus it lasts much longer. I'll not let the wife shop for my butt wipe cream again.

[ACEINTHEHOLE]

You just really never know what you might find on this sight

[Beaudog1]

Maybe you should've had a maintenance wipe . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10lLPlhmytc

[Seymore]

Zinc Oxide

The active ingredient in most of the diaper rash remedies. You can get it over the counter and pay far less than the name brand stuff.

[pintail07]

Boudreauxs is worth is weight in gold on ocassion....Boudreauxs prostaff elite team