vasectomy need some help

[Smoke68]

Nurse at the doc's office told me about one of their patients who had a kid years after the vasectomy. He couldn't or wouldn't believe it was his and forced a DNA test. It was his and his wife filed for divorce because he didn't have faith in her. Don't really understand that. If he had doubts there are ways he could have done the DNA test without her figuring it out. I thought Walgreen's had test where you could swab cheeks and test that way without anybody the wiser.

That's what I was thinkin, I'd be payin attention to how them chillin looked compared to the rest. And yeah, if he had doubts he should've sent it off to a lab himself and kept quiet. No reason to cause a big ruckus for nothin. Even so, filed for divorce? That's a little extreme IMO.

Love my wife, but anyone who says they or their spouse is immune to cheating and it will never happen is naive. There has been many a good man or woman fall into that trap.

[Dr. B]

Nurse at the doc's office told me about one of their patients who had a kid years after the vasectomy. He couldn't or wouldn't believe it was his and forced a DNA test. It was his and his wife filed for divorce because he didn't have faith in her. Don't really understand that. If he had doubts there are ways he could have done the DNA test without her figuring it out. I thought Walgreen's had test where you could swab cheeks and test that way without anybody the wiser.

He could have taken another specimen back to the doctor to see if there was a chance he could be the father. If he had swimmers, move on and be a dad. He he had a negative specimen then no DNA test is needed. You know she's stepped out and do what you gotta do.

Dr. B

BTW, I had it done back 7 years ago. Was the best thing I ever did. A little sore for 2-3 days but otherwise, easy recovery.

[RedEyed Duck]

I got cut several years ago as stated earlier, if my wife turned up pregnant, everybody would be getting tested and twice for good measure!

[Sea-Donkey]

You guys are nuts getting suckered into that. I'm going to buy my wife some jewelry or something after reading this thread.

[One Shot Payne]

Damn I'm bout to pass out after reading that

[ACEINTHEHOLE]

Moderators- Please delete this thread. I can not continue to look at it every day.

[jacksbuddy]

I hope by then they've developed a vasectomy pill

They already have, it's called marriage.

[brake man]

Had it done last Friday. Took it really easy all weekend and kept the ice on for a couple of days. Still feels a little sore but not too bad. They gave me a local anesthetic with an IV of fluids. The medicine in the IV apparently takes out your short term memory so the only thing I remember from the procedure was the doctor injecting something into the IV and then my coming to at home while I was getting into bed for a four hour nap.

The most interesting part of the procedure was the mid-20's, single, blonde, very attractive nurse that did the prep work and assisted the doctor. It was uncomfortable to lie there while she was "taking care of business" and to look at her and carry on a conversation. I told my wife last weekend that I was very tempted to ask how I stacked up to the dozens of other fellas that came through their office--but I thought it would not be wise to ask a question of someone who would have access to knives and my privates, especially since I would not remember a thing that went on during the procedure.

TMI, I know, but you young bucks just need to know what may be coming for you in the future.

[Blackduck]

be careful of what you ask. I'm sure she gets lots of genital questions all the time. She might have said. "You are a solid 3/10"

[Seymore]

I just got released yesterday and the nurse practitioner that saw me is a friend of my wife's. She told me they get those sorts of questions all the time believe it or not and just ignore them.

[eldorado]

Since nuts are the topic.....check your your nuts.....do a self exam...it literally takes nuts (or at least one nut) to fight testicular cancer. A vasectomy is a walk in the park compared to a radical inguinal orchiectomy. I was cutting grass four days after surgery.

Over and out,
Half sack eldorado

[tica-tica]

some of yall should consider getting the nut bra after surgery

The Nut Bra
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cALMqlFU ... r_embedded