Good Quotes

[hottytoddy]

When i get through eatin that, I'm going to look like a bulldog that's been eating mayonaise.

[mudsucker]

When my ship comes in, I'll probably be at the Airport.________Mudsucker.

[deltadukman]

When my ship comes in, I'll probably be at the Airport.________Mudsucker.

AlsoBehind the bar at CS's...cant claim it mud

[Bankermane]

"Everybody's gotta believe in something; believe I'll have a drink." W. C. Fields

I'm gonna do a 360 and get the hell out of here. ?

[crazyjoedevola]

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove. - Charles Barkley

[7ducks]

xxx

[DEERHUNT]

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Bill Cosby

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Groucho Marx

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.
Elvis Presley

[drake slayer]

" I'm looking at a tin star with a drunk pinned on it" John Wayne, Eldorado

" Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if your not good at them" Roy McAvoy, Tin Cup

" Punctuality; Without it, time stands still." Phil Brickman, Rookie of The Year

" Some guys ice down their arms after a big game, some say that heat's the way to go, but I have discovered the secret. HOT ICE... HOT ICE... I heat up the ice cubes, It's the best of both worlds". Phil Brickman, Rookie of The Year

" No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin son is racin" Harry Hogge, Days of Thunder.

" I think youre all f@cked in the head, We're ten hours from the f@cking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f@cking fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our G- damn smiles. You'll be whistling Zip- A - Dee - Doo - Dah out of your @ss holes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy $hit!" Clark Griswold, National Lampoons Vacation

[quackstackmrm]

"Now just why in the hell do I have to press "1" for English?" John Wayne

"Fill your hands, you son of a B*tch" John Wayne (True Grit)

"What do you want to do" Doc Holliday
"KILL EM ALL" Wyatt Earp

[RobertM]

Our 1st mistake was bringin em over here!
Our 2nd mistake was educatin em!

[davidees]

"You talking about killing? Hmm? Y'all experts? Y'all know about killing? I'd like to hear about it, potheads. Are you smoking this $hit so's to escape from reality? Me, I don't need this $hit. I am reality."

-SSG Barnes from 'Platoon'

[DEERHUNT]

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
Redd Foxx