HELP WANTED

[4-EYED GADWALL]

JOB OPENING: Mcintyre Scatters

POSITION: parking valet/security guard/referee

REQUIREMENTS: must be able to take getting bitch slapped. must not mind the stinging sensastion of steel shot. must be able to walk long distance. must not mind profanity.
must like people from Alabama, South Carolina, Tennesee, and Georgia. must be able to tell time. must be skilled in marine repair and boat trailer repair. must be skilled in auto body repair estemates

EQUIPMENT NEEDED: Kevlar suit, crash helment, a good gun, backup gun, lots of whiskey, and alot of patience.

[HARLEY]

HAHAHAHA!!!! I can relate to your feelings, its a shame grown men (physically) have to act like some public hunters do. Bad as I hate to this is the very reason I save a little paycheck every week to pay for a lease. [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]

[no angel]

is it really that bad??? i have always been fortunate enough to have farm land and we do some guiding. i have always heard stories but thank god that i haven't had to go through all of that. save a little change and give us a call. we always kill ducks and have one hell of a time!!!!

[4-EYED GADWALL]

Harley I don't hunt there either. I got plenty of private ground. Yesterday mornin I had a pretty good hunt. But we were still shy 2 ducks from the limit. So I figured what the hell lets go have a laugh and go to the scatters.

It was 12:30 when we got there. There was 2 guys arguing at the boat ramp. 2 trucks blocking the road. and 4 people trying to load or launch a boat. plus 18 trucks lined up on the road.

We finaly got the boat in the water. ran over to the point there was 3 groups there.
went to the east end 4 groups there. I don't know how but we managed to get the big hole all alone.

we did get our 2 ducks and heard the damndest argument I've ever heard . Its like a comedy show out there.

I might go out there every sunday after I get through just for the fun. You know buy some minters and go fishin.

[Bigpoppa]

I can't imagine. They say that the Mac Scat is excellent at times but you have said enough to keep me away. Sounds like Ross Barnett times 100.