another all time favorite quote

[ACEINTHEHOLE]

I was in a restaurant the other day and a Democrat beside me who ordered a well done steak said I am so ready for our food stamps to come in I is so tired of eating out. Made me really wonder if food stamps are all she has ever known to buy groceries.

[Faithful Retrievers]

I heard one from black preacher man at a funeral "On yo wellest day use sick enough to die" Think its kinda like you won't know the time or the place reffering to death.

[Medicine Man]

I had one doing some yard work for me once and I had to tell him how much of a dumb booty he was.. His response to me (in his exact words).. "My sista is a Doctor intelligent runs in my family"...I just looked at him and said really! No chit!!..

[DeltaCotton12]

I had one doing some yard work for me once and I had to tell him how much of a dumb booty he was.. His response to me (in his exact words).. "My sista is a Doctor intelligent runs in my family"...I just looked at him and said really! No chit!!..

Yuu come back with, "too bad you fell of the wagon huh"

[larry earl]

Today at Walmart I heard one woman with a buggy full of meat say " girl dont put them eggs by dat chicken yous can get sick from them chickens". ?????

[MrGoodtime]

I was always told if you dont expect to much from them, you wont get dissapointed.

[riverat]

Had a hand digging a post hole in the middle of summer when the dirt was real dry and hard to dig say,

"Missa Ed dis dirt is sho dull"

[Medicine Man]

Had a hand digging a post hole in the middle of summer when the dirt was real dry and hard to dig say,

"Missa Ed dis dirt is sho dull"

You kill'en me...