Oldies but Goody's
Oldies but Goody's
Thank's to donia and MRC Dream for the laugh and not getting ruffled when I used an oldy but goody (saying or word).What are some old saying's that yall know that kid's today would have know idea what they mean or what they realate to?Such as for the weather it's hotter than a cow pissing on a flat rock in the middle of July or colder than a well digger's booty,laid back as a dead fly and so on.
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I always heard it as " raining harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock", pecker so hard a cat couldn't scratch it, pecker so hard you couldn't slam it in a car door, beer chits so bad I could chit through a screen door and leave nothin drippin, f you up worse than a screen door in a hurricane, just to name a few.
Damn, i thought I had that one
Is that buddy of yours tryin to blow that call or make love to it?
Is that buddy of yours tryin to blow that call or make love to it?
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naked as a jaybird
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F**ked up as a soup sandwich or a ni**ers checkbook or F**ked up as a beaver with a toothache
Country as a dirt clog
Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock
Country as a dirt clog
Hotter than two rats screwing in a wool sock
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F*&ed up like a snake in a weedeater
Akward as a drunk nun
Hotter than 2 rats f*&^in in a wool sock
2 sandwiches short of a picnic
I'd rather a rectal exam with a 2x4 than...
Cold as a witch's tit
Akward as a drunk nun
Hotter than 2 rats f*&^in in a wool sock
2 sandwiches short of a picnic
I'd rather a rectal exam with a 2x4 than...
Cold as a witch's tit
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"tighter than Dick's hat band"
From my dad to me several years back when I screwed up........."Boy, when I get thru eatn on your booty, there wont be enough left to make a poor man a bowl of soup!"
From my dad to me several years back when I screwed up........."Boy, when I get thru eatn on your booty, there wont be enough left to make a poor man a bowl of soup!"
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stump broke
chores....with no pay/reward
"rewind that song" or "flip the tape" - cassette tapes
what is on the next track? - 8 track
is that 45, 78 or 33? "a" side or "b" side?- records
vhs or beta?.....did you rewind?
coleco or intellevision?
yugo or pacer?
fishing in the gulf....gulf shrimp, gulf oysters, etc....at least, kids from now until ??????
i'll put something on yo'booty ajax won't take off!!
chores....with no pay/reward
"rewind that song" or "flip the tape" - cassette tapes
what is on the next track? - 8 track
is that 45, 78 or 33? "a" side or "b" side?- records
vhs or beta?.....did you rewind?
coleco or intellevision?
yugo or pacer?
fishing in the gulf....gulf shrimp, gulf oysters, etc....at least, kids from now until ??????
i'll put something on yo'booty ajax won't take off!!
Experience is a freakin' awesome teacher...
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From my dad to me as I left to go out on my first date.
"Just don't bring home nothing you can't scrub off with Babo"
(FYI for the young-uns, Babo is the predecessor to Comet.
"Just don't bring home nothing you can't scrub off with Babo"
(FYI for the young-uns, Babo is the predecessor to Comet.
Looking for 2 duck calls from Dominic Serio of Greenwood (ones for Novacaine)
"Most Chesapeakes, unless in agreement that it is his idea, will continually question the validity of what he is being asked to do" - Butch Goodwin
"Most Chesapeakes, unless in agreement that it is his idea, will continually question the validity of what he is being asked to do" - Butch Goodwin
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More mad a cripple on a pogo stick
Funnier than a retard eatin hotwings
Funnier than retard in a room full of bouncy balls
Funnier than watchin a legless ethiopian chase a donut down a hill
You/he are cooler than cancer
couldn't squeeze a greased BB out my @$$ (when your scared or worried)
Busier than a 2 pecked rooster in a hen house
Busy as a 1 legged man in an @$$ kickin contest
Funnier than a retard eatin hotwings
Funnier than retard in a room full of bouncy balls
Funnier than watchin a legless ethiopian chase a donut down a hill
You/he are cooler than cancer
couldn't squeeze a greased BB out my @$$ (when your scared or worried)
Busier than a 2 pecked rooster in a hen house
Busy as a 1 legged man in an @$$ kickin contest
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Dumb as a Day Old Ni**er
Worse than a Bull in a China Shop, what you don't break you Sh*t on, my dad used this alot on my brother and me.
Well Butter my Butt and call me a Biscuit
Not really fitting for this topic, but out here the big saying is, Do you know what Jim Bowie said to Davie Crockett at the Alamo when he saw all the Mexicans coming? I didn't know we were pouring concrete today!!!
Robert
Worse than a Bull in a China Shop, what you don't break you Sh*t on, my dad used this alot on my brother and me.
Well Butter my Butt and call me a Biscuit
Not really fitting for this topic, but out here the big saying is, Do you know what Jim Bowie said to Davie Crockett at the Alamo when he saw all the Mexicans coming? I didn't know we were pouring concrete today!!!
Robert
If you can't hunt it with a dog, I don't want to hunt it..........
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Busier than a cat covering up chit on concrete. 

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sweating like a whore in church.
about as cool as a screen door on a submarine.
about as cool as a screen door on a submarine.
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slick as owl $#!+ on a tin roof
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How about when somebody was trying too hard to do something, my Grandaddy would say he's "trying to sew up a gnat's @$$ with a grapevine."
Nobody owes you anything.
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lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut
champcaller wrote:and THAT is a duck hunt.DUCK-HUNT wrote:
for exmaple you could kill a 4 greenheads (two banded), a mallard/black cross, and a mallard/gaddy cross and smash a hot blonde on the way back to the ramp and call it a hell of a day
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