Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

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Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby richard b evers » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:04 am

Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer






Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?
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Question # 2??:
How much weight can a rural two-lane
bridge hold???
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And
Question # 3??:
WOULD THIS BE COVERED BY
HOME INSURANCE,
CAR INSURANCE,
OR, DOES
IT COME UNDER ROADSIDE
ASSISTANCE ???

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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby jdbuckshot » Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:24 am

Too bad they didn't get the back door a little more centered to the creek, that would have been jig pole city out the back door.

I think he was missing a few axles under that rig.


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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby cwink » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:21 am

jdbuckshot wrote:Too bad they didn't get the back door a little more centered to the creek, that would have been jig pole city out the back door.

I think he was missing a few axles under that rig.


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I think the other axles are in the water.. I see tires down there..
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby novacaine » Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:25 am

Question # 1??:
How much does a house weigh?

All weigh different amounts! Depends on the house..................... but in this case it probably weighs more than can be handled by a 8 ton capacity bridge support............................... just sayin :D
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby DeltaCotton12 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:56 am

4th question: do we have enough beer?
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby C-MAN » Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:58 am

It will have a beautiful view from the bay window. :roll:
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby Black-River » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:22 am

looks like a great place for a house! what a view :lol: :lol:
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby Bonecollecter1111 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:27 am

House for sale!!!, great water view, waterfront access, paved driveway, needs front and rear porch added :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby landscaper » Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:56 am

:lol: Might be hard to get flood insurance on that one.
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby DeltaCotton12 » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:24 pm

Bonecollecter1111 wrote:House for sale!!!, great water view, waterfront access, paved driveway, needs front and rear porch added :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Foundation needs a little attention :)
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby novacaine » Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:31 pm

No Mr Buyer, you misunderstood me. I said vaulted basement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby happyhollowchopper » Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:00 pm

front door swimmig hole
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby eSJay » Tue Feb 23, 2010 4:24 pm

brangin' back the covered bridges!
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Re: Three Questions for a Redneck Engineer

Postby crow » Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:34 pm

just clear it out and cut out the ends and ......oila! Covered Bridge!
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