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Death Threat

Postby ACEINTHEHOLE » Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:29 am

Just in case you are reading, to the man who invented the unicorn toy that my daughter likes to leave laying in the floor...I just stepped on it and if I ever catch you I will kill you. I mean come on, why call it a unicore, lets just call it a horse with a a foot piercing spike. :twisted:
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Re: Death Threat

Postby munyoz70 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:41 am

good laugh
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Re: Death Threat

Postby blind-ambition » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:37 pm

ACEINTHEHOLE wrote:Just in case you are reading, to the man who invented the unicorn toy that my daughter likes to leave laying in the floor...I just stepped on it and if I ever catch you I will kill you. I mean come on, why call it a unicore, lets just call it a horse with a a foot piercing spike. :twisted:

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Postby cheeko » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:45 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Death Threat

Postby @work » Mon Jan 11, 2010 8:51 pm

You think you hate it now, just wait until she leaves it lying in your favorite chair.
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Re: Death Threat

Postby redmondandmelvin » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:13 pm

oh sh#$ :cry: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Death Threat

Postby 3spop » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:17 pm

Happy meals toys have caused me to develope a limp.
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Re: Death Threat

Postby meatcutter » Mon Jan 11, 2010 9:26 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Death Threat

Postby Blackduck » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:12 pm

While we are at it let's ban all childrens' toys that contain more than 20 pieces. My daughter spilled several HUNDRED beads from a do it yourself necklace kit. I looked like a cat in a room full of mice trying to corral the runaway spheres.
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Re: Death Threat

Postby K-DUB » Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:16 am

OUCH!!!!

Never got a unicorn to the foot, but have stepped on everything from Matchbox cars to
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Re: Death Threat

Postby redleg3316 » Tue Jan 12, 2010 5:17 am

Play Dough!!!!! I hate it! Walmart and toys r us aint got SH@T on the stock pile i find in my chair and Z 71!
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Re: Death Threat

Postby skywalker » Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:49 am

Wait til you step on it again and then you try to jump off of it and you land on your son's Tonka truck, then you fall off of it and land on a rocking horse.............. :lol:


and the kicker......it was all at 1:00am in the dark....... :shock:
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Re: Death Threat

Postby Dux Be Us » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:01 am

You got off EASY...try putting a Hot Wheels set togather...they got feakin' tiny little stickers for the gas pumps.... for cryin' out loud, who can see them thingys let alone stick em on straight :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Death Threat

Postby cwink » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:04 am

The matchbox cars get me.. I just glad I don't have to deal with unicorns.... :lol:
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Re: Death Threat

Postby tdaggett » Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:12 am

Wait till you have one flush a Happy Meal Gargoyle down the toilet, BEFORE doin their business, and you have to take the throne off the floor and outside to tip it upside down and get said gargoyle (and the business) out.
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