Things found in the woods....

[mmkenty]

sound like yall have found some interesting stuff

[redleg3316]

my brother and I werew walking to the back side of our family property after the creek had flooded the back side and we keft finding twenty dollar bills. we also found a wallet with the DL in them. called the old man and he said he had lost the money over a week ago while fishing the creek. It was about 475 dollars.

[dukluk]

A country preacher lost his wallet with twenty-$5 dollar bills in it, while bank-fishing for catfish....he went back a week later to the same spot, and caught a big catfish, and when he gutted it, his wallet was in the catfish's belly, but it only had one of the $5 dollar bills in it....the preacher said it musta been one of those good "tithing" Baptist catfish!!!....(just an old country joke that came to mind with this post)

[Caller1]

two twenty dollar bills

[JaMak84]

For those who find bowling balls-one of your local "Jerry's kids" wondered how I knew which end of the ball was the bottom as it had writing on it-that would be the end exactly 180 degrees or half the circumference from the side with the holes in which you place fingers to roll ball-here's your sign

Don't lose that mensa application

[GUNNERX2]

Found a silacone breast implant washed up behind a duck blind on the Cumberland River.

[mudsucker]

I found Ruleville while walking in the woods.

[Greenhead329]

We have some secluded property that's good to deer hunt on; about 15 years ago me and my dad found a stolen mobile home one of the big ones- 16x80's. Two years ago someone dropped a car off 100yds from the same spot and set it on fire filled with live ammo ( I was there as the ammo was going off)

Found a couple of wallets
Arrow heads

Found a white thug trying to mudride in a lowrider s-10 on my aunt's place (obviously didn't work out to well for him )

small pot garden behind my buddy's house compliments of the democrats on the other side of the woods.

[Marenisco]

Jimmy Hoffa

[DUCKAHOLIC]

Jimmy Hoffa

Not in the woods you didnt............he was in the console of my wifes expidition...

[Doc & Nash]

Jimmy Hoffa

Not in the woods you didnt............he was in the console of my wifes expidition...

Nope, they poured his booty into a Column in the Renasiance Center Mall in Detroit. I would tell you how I know that for a fact but I would end up in the same situation as him...

[EgyptianAddiction]

I found a meteor one time, took it in to see where it came from and they told me it was a "big ol pile of poopie" dropped out of an airplane!!!

I named it JOE METEORITE!!!!

Ha ha, had to put that one here for the Joe Dirt fans.

[driveby]

I found a meteor one time, took it in to see where it came from and they told me it was a "big ol pile of poopie" dropped out of an airplane!!!

I named it JOE METEORITE!!!!

Ha ha, had to put that one here for the Joe Dirt fans.

Did you lick it for luck?
I've found a few old stills that the revenuer's had got hold of. I collect old treasures, or crap as my wife calls it, so I'm bad about looking around old house places I find in the woods. I've got tons of old nick nacks from those. I also ran across a grave for a civil war soldier, he was a Major. It's the only grave on this piece of property and there's nothing else near there. Apparently some of his descendants knew of it and put a headstone there.

[Dr. B]

Let's see....arrowheads, an old model A Ford, weather balloons, gloves, 9 pt buck caught in a barbed wire fence and coyotes feeding on him, pot plants, porno mag stash, deer skulls, a couple bumping uglies on a quilt, a tresspasser, an old cast iron cooking pot (looked like what witches would cook their brew in), aluminum arrow with broadhead attached, and old tree stand that someone obviously forgot where they put it. I'm sure there's more but that's all I can think of now.

Dr. B
Montgomery

[TODO]

Found a bunch of washed up junk in the woods on the ms river. Bowling balls, a tv, old bottles, you name it. When i was a kid we found the wreckage of a trainer jet on Choctaw Bar. My father, who was a pilot in the national guard at the time, called the numbers in and nobody had any record of it.