I Know your a Topwater if?????????

[eSJay]

If you take a dump within 100 yards of the blind...you MIGHT be a topwater

Come on now, when you got to go, it's hard to make it 100 yards much less more!

absolutely! I say we scratch that one!

[leadsthebest]

I am just happy if they dont $#!+ in the blind

[DuckDeke]

If you own a Call Coozie....

[riverat]

If you wear your call lanyard inside the restruant to eat.....

kabooooom

[jacksbuddy]

You spend $10,000 for a hunting puppy and a top of the line shock collar, purposely name this poor animal 'Drake' or 'Avery', then spend absolutely no time with him until opening day and shock the crap out of him when he doesn't follow your yelled orders.

[LawDawg]

You spend $10,000 for a hunting puppy and a top of the line shock collar, purposely name this poor animal 'Drake' or 'Avery', then spend absolutely no time with him until opening day and shock the crap out of him when he doesn't follow your yelled orders.

That also falls into the "you might need an booty whooping if...." category

[tobydawg]

You're a fan of these...

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[jacksbuddy]

You spend $10,000 for a hunting puppy and a top of the line shock collar, purposely name this poor animal 'Drake' or 'Avery', then spend absolutely no time with him until opening day and shock the crap out of him when he doesn't follow your yelled orders.

That also falls into the "you might need an booty whooping if...." category

What do you mean "might"?

[DrawFire]

Where did the term "topwater" come from? Besides that fact that if I ask...I might be one?

[teul2]

Where did the term "topwater" come from? Besides that fact that if I ask...I might be one?

You shoot ducks off the top of the water rather than in flight.

[Dux Be Us]

If you take a dump within 100 yards of the blind...you MIGHT be a topwater

Come on now, when you got to go, it's hard to make it 100 yards much less more!

absolutely! I say we scratch that one!

Take ya a good suasage egg and cheese bisquite topped off with 3 cup o coffee crap at 4:30 then walk off a hundred steps...now ask yourselfs " Wich way is the wind blowing and am I really far enough away"?

[jdbuckshot]

if you own one these

[LawDawg]

Where did the term "topwater" come from? Besides that fact that if I ask...I might be one?

You shoot ducks off the top of the water rather than in flight.

you know skillet shooting used to be the preferred method of hunting. Ask some old timers (I'm talking someone 80+). I guarentee that he used to hunt that way. Let all the ducks land, line them up and pull the trigger. I have heard stories from credible sources of 100 mallard days back in the 50's (1 person, all greenheads).

[GrizwalD]

You chose to degrade others because they tend to use a different method of hunting than you.

Man thank you God... soembody finally said it

[cwink]

If you have to ask what "topwater" means..