looking for lost boat, blind bad, and decoys...

[duckter]

I know him, but he can't talk right now...

[mudsucker]

It was commandeered by the Morgan City Navy.





The Admiral authorized me to make a deal however. You can buy the boat back fir five hundred dolla. So your saving 300 right.

I thought it was a good deal

bahhawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! he is on one side.... and the morgan city russian is on the other side..... they are about to renact a war over them catfish ponds.....

Here is how the battle started.
Ol' Alex the Russian said,"Mark, you see dem goosee's?'"

Bigwawa replied,"Hell "Brois", them ain't no geese, that's Ringnecks. You know, turd wrasslers."

Alex,the MC Russian says,"I knows a damn goosees when I see one. I challange you to a shoot off! You get in your piece of shat alumn. boat on one side of kittenfish pond, and I will get in my new plastic boat that I found on the highway right next to bag of weed and moonpie and we will draw down and see who can sink other guy firsteses, Glastnos breath!"



That old alum. boat met it's match that day as Admiral Alex of the Morgan City Navy,with his new found plastic boat came out on top. Biggie should have taken his customary mid hunt dump before the challenge as he went down like a "BLIVIT".






























































What's a Blivit you ask?






















































10 lbs. of $hit in a 5lb. sack!















Daddy got a truck you can borrow this year?

[Seymore]

Somebody has got to be bored and is missing with us. Ain't no way somebody is going to come on here and look for a damn boat and stuff a year after the fact.

[tombstone]

Somebody has got to be bored and is missing with us. Ain't no way somebody is going to come on here and look for a damn boat and stuff a year after the fact.

yeah but it was the best 7 pages that have been on here in while.

[hillhunter]

i cant quit laughin... got cramps and tears

[teul2]

Here the pic of you at your duck hole.

Boat and decoys are due north, third tree to the right.
I ate our pickled eggs (for some reason, i have liked them since i was a kid), dog got the jerky (spring for the name brand, that stuff was junk), I shot the shells, and gave your blind bag to a kid hunter with some promise of intelligence.

Watch out, all that walking with no boat has your dog fatigued, and you only have 5 shells.
Now go to your class at MSU (yes, i know where u are), and get a job so you can pay your daddy back.

[gobama123]

I just finished reading all 8 pages. I have tears in my eyes, I am laughing so hard.

Acorn must not fall too far from the tree! seems that Dad would have missed his boat before now.

[Don Miller]

I honestly hate to hear of you losing your boat but this has got to be one of the most dimwitted posts that I've seen on here in a while. I think if I'd lost my boat on the highway last duck season I wouldn't have waited 10 months to start looking for it. Dammit....I can't quit laughing WELL WE LOST THE BOAT.....FVCKIT, IT AIN'T WORTH WASTING OUR TIME LOOKING FOR IT SO WE BEST HURRY UP AND GET TO THE DUCK HOLE BEFORE IT GET'S DAYLIGHT...... TEN MONTH LATER......DAMN, I FORGOT ALL ABOUT MY BOAT, I BETTER POST THIS UP BECAUSE SOMEONE MAY HAVE FOUND MY BOAT AND I'LL NEED IT IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS ........This may top any post that Bigwater has ever made.
I haven't laughed this hard in months. Sorry for your loss but thanks for the laugh.
May the duck gods smile upon you this season!
God Bless and good luck rounding up all your loose chit!

[tobydawg]

Has ol one shat payne given up the internet boat search? Still waitin on explanation of how that name came about...

[Don Miller]

SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T QUIT LAUGHING!!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST I'VE READ IN YEARS!

[QUACKERS]

Here the pic of you at your duck hole.

Boat and decoys are due north, third tree to the right.
I ate our pickled eggs (for some reason, i have liked them since i was a kid), dog got the jerky (spring for the name brand, that stuff was junk), I shot the shells, and gave your blind bag to a kid hunter with some promise of intelligence.

Watch out, all that walking with no boat has your dog fatigued, and you only have 5 shells.
Now go to your class at MSU (yes, i know where u are), and get a job so you can pay your daddy back.

is that Gator?

yes this post has been a great pick me up, I needed it

[quack_a_tack]

This is great, what a dumb booty. I think it went somethin like this: Should we tie this boat down Jethro, naw I am way to burnt up on dope and malt liquor to try that challenge this evening. Just through everything of value in that Rocket Sled on Wheels to wieght it down and lets haul that puppy to the hole. (Driving of with the horn that bloes dixie blasting) these two inbred idiots make there path to the duck hole. Which was prob a hill side they used the boat to slide down. I pray you sir are unable to reproduce I hope that shrinkage is a life long handycap. Dang non-forking family tree. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAH.


My favorite topic posted in a long time.

[novacaine]

Has ol one shat payne given up the internet boat search? Still waitin on explanation of how that name came about...

Wonder if he has posted the same question on other forums? Anybody noticed?
Yes i am still laughing my ----off

[Trip]

I found the boat and decoys.

PM me if you want them back.

[craziehunter]

Did the dingy have a blind on it?

This post has made legendary status.

This is goin on my favorites for those bad days.

+1 topwater of the year