Great southern phrases

[the doctor]

used to work in a liquor store in the Delta and we wrote some down...dont have the book but two I remember

when you needed to express your distaste for another..."I wouldnt give him homemade jelly"

and when a customer that happened to be a gravedigger bought a pint as oppossed to his normal half pint, we asked "you guys must be busy" to which he replied "main, dere's folks dyin round here dat aint neva died befo"

the last is my favorite

the doc

[Doc & Nash]

You got enough stupid for two people......

[donia]

"You sorry sombich"

[hntrpat1]

Always have to say this on the way to the blind on opening day!


"What did the cat say when he got his tail caught in the lawn mowa..........................Won't be long now!"

Then hamma down on it.

[duckhunterdoc]

about a good look'in girl "she's so fine, I'd drink her bathwater"......reply by best buddy "heck, I'd drink her Daddy's bathwater"

[cheeko]

Busyer than a one armed paper hanger.

[jtdumallard]

make like a reggin muffler and hit the road


thats screwed up like a reggin screen door

[MSDawg870]

Went to bed at 2 with a 10 and woke up at 10 with a 2.

[ewd506]

"that kid could break an anvil in the desert"
"those ducks are ice cream"---meaning GONE
"split dick sandwhich"--smoked sausage on a biscuit
"F$*&%d up as a reggin slipper"
"Those are reggin ducks"---meaning won't work
"he/they run of with a reggin"--the duck/ducks that get sucked off your spread by some stragler ducks or highflyers
"she's fatter than a peach orchard sow"

[duck_nutt]

got told this yesterday....



'boy, you're just like a blister......always showing up after the work is done!"

[coonman]

Thats like a sore peter, You can't beat it.

[crow]

When someone been fussin at you, "You justa eatin' on me like a cancer!"

[Doc & Nash]

Your more aggrivating than a wart on my booty.