Great southern phrases

[Buckwabit]

God Made Dumb people Tuff

[grnheadhuntr]

when it takes somebody along time to get to the point
"goin around yer elbow to scratch yer booty"

"He ain't got the sense God gave the south end of a north bound jackass"

"F'ed up as a yard rat"

"Pass me some yard bird" refering to chicken

"Drunker than who shart the floor" refering to jkb

[4-EYED GADWALL]

How bout:

Does a sow hog piss backards

That SOB's gettin off in my bucket of chicken

[duckter]

"Whoooeeeey, she could suck the chrome off a bumper."

'With them teeth, he could eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence."

By the way, was Cooter Brown always drunk?

[jdbuckshot]

"your so full of it, your eyes are brown and your breath stinks"

[Big R]

"Your as useful as tits on a boar hog"

"slick as owl $hit"

[Tedl10]

"dryer than a popcorn fart"

"chittin like a crippled coon"

"thats about right."

[jacksbuddy]

Let's see. How about -

"Busier than a one armed paper hanger."
"If I got any better, then I'd have to be twins."

And when my Grandaddy heard somebody talking way too much -

"You're sewin' up a gnat's @$$ with a grapevine!"

[jacksbuddy]

per deltadukman when seeing chick with huge legs at taco bell "bet she could kick start a D-9 Catepillar"

THat's funny as hell. I'm crying....[/quote]
Me too.

[coonman]

Sweating like a whore in Church

Hungry as a hostage.

Dad dang it!!

Dumber than a box of rocks

[novacaine]

When a situation is blown way out of proportion: Your picking fly $#!+ out of pepper & Your polevaulting over a rat turd.

[chevy01234]

One we here EVERY single F'in day!

[tica-tica]

Hit you so hard your cousin will grunt..
Knock you down so low you be playin hand ball against the curb.

[4dawgma]

busier than a one legged midget in an booty kickin' contest

[novacaine]

When someone is tending to your business we use-" Your gettin in my decoys ain't ya"
I worked for an old engineer while at MSU and he had 2 he used when he didn't like my drafting-
"That sticks out like wart on a mules a##"
"I can draw better with a pine top and a bucket of shi#"